Disconnected (SockSMP AU)

War

Meme held his wife close to his chest. If L4FF wanted to kill his wife, he's going to have to get through him first.

Meme knew he wasn't the most powerful person in the server, by a long shot, but he could still try.

"Laff!? Er- L4FF?" Woolfster asked.

Hey! He told Woolfster to stay back!

L4FF pointed his gun at Meme.

"Now put the cow down if youse want to live," L4FF said calmly. Meme just held Wictoria to his chest tighter. He wouldn't give up his love for the world.

"Guess what L4FF? NO ONE CARES!" Nadwe yelled. Meme figured he wouldn't live if he did that anyways so he kept holding Wictoria close to his heart.

"Yeah, we weren't the ones who killed Socks! That was all you!" Meme pointed out.

"Joocie was right, youse see. I was never aiming for Wictoria, it was all you Meme. Youse were the one that needed to go."

...Meme never thought about that. Sure, Joocie suggested it, but Meme never thought about it fully.

It made him feel special in some sick way, that someone cared about you enough to want to kill you. At least he didn't care enough to do it properly!

"The turret was set to look for the weddin' dress," L4FF said. Meme's eyes widened when he realized what this meant.

"This means that-"

"-This whole thing was planned BEFORE Wictoria became a cow. Very good, Meme. Do you want a golden star?"

"...How long have you hated us like this," Woolfster hissed, "how long have you planned our demise. How long have you kept us in this facade of friendship, fooling all of us."

"Woolfster, Woolfster. Enough with the big words. No need to be so... Verbose," L4FF said, his voice dripping with fake pity. Woolf growled.

"But, let's be honest-"

"HONEST? YOU KILLED TBHHONEST!" Nadwe said. He swung the MonikaHaterSlayer at L4ff, but it just bounced off.

How strong is he!?

"Did ya really think that would leave a scratch on me?" L4FF shrugged. Nadwe growled.

"That's cheating!" Nadwe yelled.

"How can it be cheating when there's no rules?"

Wictoria mooed something at Meme who nodded.

"Guys! We need to run. We can't beat him," Meme shouted. L4FF let out a low chuckle.

"Running away? That's so like you FatMemeGod. Well, run all you want. I'll catch up to you eventually."

"Meet me at Blaza's base-"

"-MEMEGOD! The sun is rising! I can't go out! I'll, uh, hide under a bush or something," Nadwe said. Meme grumbled to himself and Nadwe rubbed the back of his head.

"Just... Stay safe," Meme said. Nadwe nodded.

"Don't worry, Monika will protect me!" Nadwe put his hand to his chest and Meme sighed. Nadwe ran off, back towards the base.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night," Meme muttered. Meme and Woolfster ran off in the direction of the ruined church.

Soon after getting there, Memegod found himself at gunpoint, again. This was the second time in a little less than half an hour and, frankly, he was getting tired of it.