Disconnected (SockSMP AU)

Gluten Please

"So we need to get back into the base, Nadwe is in there and we need him," Meme said.

"And what's stopping us?" Blaza asked. Meme pointed from his spot in the bushes to a metal figure

"L4FF is there, we can't die yet," Meme said. Woolfster nodded. He figured dying would be inconvenient, to say the least.

"Maybe I could be a distraction?" Woolf offered timidly. Slowly everyone stared at him, with various reactions.

"You CAN'T do that! You're injured!" Meme yelled.

"That doesn't sound fun," Blaza frowned.

"That might work!" Oompa said. Meme sighed.

"Maybe I should do that instead," Meme said.

"No! Meme! You have a family! If anyone should I maybe," Blaza interrupted. Woolfster heard a low chuckle from behind him.

"Well well well. If it isn't the failed fixture and his 'friends'," L4FF grinned.

"NEW PLAN! RUN!" Meme yelled.

Everyone ran off in different directions, each of them hoping L4FF wouldn't go after them first. Their plan at least somewhat worked, as L4FF paused for a second before chasing after Meme. Meme, noticing L4FF chose him as his target, doubled back to the burned village. If he could distract L4FF long enough, maybe Nadwe could be found. Nadwe has been more than willing to punch L4FF in the face like he deserves the entire time. Meme paused to catch his breath, hiding in the shade behind some of the ruins, hoping he wouldn't get spotted.

"Meme, oh Meme, where are you... " L4FF called out. Meme held his breath and stood as still as he could. It never felt like he could be quiet enough, with his heart pounding harder and harder.

"Maybe you're here..?" L4FF hummed. Meme heard a blast to his right. He took a peek over there and saw the ruins over there were on fire, again. It reminded him of the wedding, which Meme wasn't so fond of remembering.

"Or maybe over here?" L4FF shot the area to Meme's left. Meme's breath quickened. He held his hands up to his mouth to shut himself up.

"Boo."

Meme quickly glanced up, to see L4FF towering over him. Meme screamed and ran a couple of feet away.

"Why are you doing this, L4FF!? Haven't you already done enough?" Meme asked. L4FF paused and smiled. He let out a low chuckle.

"Why am I doing this? Youse should be askin' yourself the same thing. 'Why do I keep hurting the animals? Why do I keep ruining nature? Why do I replace everything good this world has givin' me with metal towers, ruinin' the ecosystem'." L4FF pointed his gun at Meme, "So why is it! Why is it that ya ruin everything good in this world!

"I- I- I don- Says the guy made out of metal!" Meme yelled in a moment of fearlessness and stupidity.

"This form is merely an in-between, to help me get rid of the problem. One youse are all taken care of, I will transform into my true form, to finally become one with nature," L4FF said.

Okay so talking him down probably won't work. Now, what..?

"Um, how about this! Have this Laff Loaf I got! I'm sure you'll like it!" And maybe turn good again.

L4FF suspiciously took the load from Meme's hand and turned it over. L4FF shoved the loaf through his mask. He paused to swallow.

L4FF blinked a few times.

"Meme? Meme?" L4FF said. He sounded like Laff again! Meme's eyes lit up with a new hope.

"Laff! Y-you're okay!" Meme smiled, he wiped a tear. This could be fixed! No one else would have to die, it was possible. He ran up to him. L4FF, or Laff, clutched his goggles and flinched.

"No, Meme, stay back. You can't come near me, don't come near me..." Laff held his other hand out in front of him. Meme paused and took a step back.

"I- What's wrong? Everything is fine now, right?" Meme said unsurely.

"No... This is just getting started," L4FF growled. No! He can't just... Turn back into L4FF again. He didn't have any more Laff Loafs on him, and it would be a waste of time to just constantly pelt him with Laff Loafs to keep him sane. He needed to find a more permanent solution.

Well, that was Meme's last plan so he figured it was time to start running again.

Blaza jumped over the wall on his base. He peeked over the wall to see L4FF go after Meme. He hopped down and looked around.

 "Oh hey, Blaza!" Nadwe said. Blaza turned around but didn't see the child.

"I'm up here!" Nadwe said. Blaza looked up at the little bat hidden in a corner. Meme kinda told Blaza earlier that Nadwe was a vampire, but he never saw Nadwe as a bat before. With a little pop, he fell down and turned back into a human, well a vampire but he looked human.

"So I'm assuming Meme caught you up?" Nadwe asked. Blaza nodded. Nadwe looked around for any other signs of everyone else.

"Where's everyone else?" Nadwe took a step closer to Blaza in a threatening manner.

"L4FF appeared and we all had to split up, he chased after Meme-"

"MEME? We gotta go help him! He can't last for long against him!" Nadwe yelled.

"He's Meme, he'll be fine," Blaza said. Nadwe grumbled.

"He's Meme, he WON'T be fine! C'mon, let's go!" Nadwe grabbed Blaza's hand and ran.

It started raining when Nadwe and Blaza were running, which was nice because Nadwe stopped taking damage and getting dizzy every so often.

"Which way did Meme go?" Nadwe asked. Blaza pointed towards the ruins.

"Of course he ran as far as possible," Nadwe yelled.

"Yeah well he didn't have any choice," Blaza said. Nadwe turned into a bat.

"Well, I'll meet you there!" Nadwe yelled. Nadwe sped ahead which made Blaza very annoyed he couldn't run any faster.

Blaza made it to the village and took a quick rest. The cooling rain washed the sweat off his back. He put his sunglasses in his pockets, they were getting all covered with the rain and it was hard to see with them on. He didn't need them to see anyway. Nadwe flew back, with Meme right behind him.

"Blaza! I found Meme!" Nadwe said, turning back to human form.

"What happened!?" Blaza asked. Meme took a deep breath.

"I figured out how to fix L4FF! I gave him a Laff Loaf and he turned back, but it only lasted for a few seconds," Meme explained. Blaza yelped.

"You got close enough to WHAT!"

"That- That doesn't matter! I didn't have a choice but to try. We need some sort of... Ultimate Laff Loaf. Or just a bunch of them! And if we feed it to him, we could tie him down so we can get a more permanent solution," Meme said. Blaza nodded.

"I guess we need to find all of our Laff Loafs and combine them. Wait, where IS L4FF anyways?" Blaza asked.

"We either lost him or he left us for now, probably the latter," Meme said.

"So I guess we get baking, huh?" 

sorry i was watching a bunch of bill wurtz but hi i'm here

credit to choco for helping me name the chapter