I made this joke story up myself, I didn't take it from the internet. Enjoy! (Note: McGonagall's is not an actual restaurant in the Harry Potter series, it's just a play on the name of McDonalds!)
Me: I'm going to McGonagalls!
Boring person who dosen't like Harry Potter and dosen't know anything about the series (but does know it is unhealthy to eat too much junk food): Typical teenager, eating junk food and drinking coke at McDonalds.
Me: No I'm going to McGonagalls! Didn't you hear me right?
Boring person:What-
Me: And excuse me, I don't drink coke! I'd much rather drink Butterbeer!
Boring person: -are you talking about? Who is McGonagall?
Me: Professor McGonagall is the head of Gryffindor house!! (despite not being in Gryffindor myself)
Boring person: ............. (speechless)
Me: You don't what Gryffindor or Butterbeer is, or even who McGonagall is? Watch out, Beaky's gonna hunt you down!
Boring person: You lunatic!!
Me: How dare you insult Luna Lovegood?!!
(Ginny turns up by Apparating)
Ginny: I agree! Don't say that to her, Luna is way more awesome than you! (blasts him with the Expelliarmus jinx)
Boring person: ........... (speechless again)
(Buckbeak flies in and starts attacking this random person who insulted Luna)
Boring person: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
Me and Ginny: Hehe....
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