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4 ways to annoy Snape

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by QuetzalQueen

by QuetzalQueen

                                    
                                              These were all created by me a while ago. Hope you find them funny!

                          1. Tell him he needs a haircut.

                          2. When he gets angry and shouts "HOLD YOUR TONGUE!" literally do that!

                          3.Deliberately mispronounce 'Snape' like 'Snake' or even 'Snipe' (a type of forest bird that lives on the ground) when he is nearby. (He probably won't be too bothered being called 'Snake'. But 'Snipe'? Completely different.) 

                          4. Ask him if your Potions class will ever make Love Potions.