I am unfunny

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Wait is it undying light or Ultimate fight?

-Mythra attempting to sing lifelight

Its just a prank bro.

-Byleth trying to justify why he blew up the entire a mansion because of a big bug

GET OUTTA MY HEAD

-Simon after looking at amougs memes for too long

Why did qbert mate with the fat guy....

-Pac-man watching pixels

Who's a good boy? Not you that's for sure.

-Samus scolding duck hut dog

Did we have to bring the ladder?

-joker to Ken trying to steal some gingerbread from the fridge

Man I love NyQuil it makes me sleep instantl-

-Sonic using NyQuil 

Hey can you give me back my iPhone I kinda need it for.... Things.

-Marth trying to convince Mr game and watch to give back his phone 

I ONLY HAVE TEN PERCENT!

-Shulk trying to Speedrun world of light without help

*Heavy breathing* WHAT TIME IS IT-Ike waiting for his phone to charge

It's 6:31 P.M-Marth

A/N most of these were made a couple of weeks ago. Like when amougus was a fresh joke. So that's why some of the jokes are poopoo.

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