The Ultimate Incorrect quote collection

Union Of The Swords

"So do you have a sword you use a lot?" A blue haired hero named Marth asked a blocky adventurer who was trying his best impression of sitting down.

"Yeah... kind of." The blocky person named steve answered uncertainty in his voice

"But we have other moves that don't use s-" another blocky person named Alex got cut off by Marth putting a finger on her mouth

"Get. Out. Now." Marth said threateningly with a poker face expression it was followed up by Byleth using his most powerful attack and launching Steve and Alex through the window

A one winged person walked into the room

"Why am I here." He said this was none other than clouds Mortal enemy Sephiroth

Cloud stared in shock that Marth would even allow Him to set foot in this room.

Cloud went up to Marth pretty pissed off.

"Marth.. out of all people. why him?!" Cloud shout whispered

"He has a sword thats the name of the group!" Marth replied looking over to cloud who had a face which looked like he hadn't slept for 3 days

"Ugh.. fine.." Cloud gave up he knew that Marth was incredibly resistant to his persuasions

Moving to the farthest place he could imagine. his own corner to avoid Seeing sephiroth

he looked back to Marth who accepted Sephiroths request despite being forced to come to the Union of the swords meeting grounds

~Outside~

"So Byleth threw you out of the room right?" A giant Right hand asked Steve and Alex

"Yes Mr. Master hand they did" Alex said still slightly injured from the fall

Steve was eating a porkchop from his inventory to recover faster.

"Well looks like i'll be giving them their 10th warning this month" Master hand stated about to teleport to the headquarters of the UTS

"Can't you just force disband them?" Steve said still chomping on his porkchop

Master hand thought about it for a moment I mean this could solve most of the problems "Hey that's not a bad idea!" he said teleporting to the UTS

"HEY! DISBAND THIS THING OR ALL OF YOU ARE GONE FROM SMASH!" Master hand shouted breaking a lamp

"My lamp!" Ike shouted in fear

Master hand knocked over a bucket of chicken

"My chicken!" Corrin screamed

Master hand knocked over a bucket of Mountain dew

"MY GAMER DRINK" Robin screamed

"Disband or I blow up this place" Master hand said

"Okay." Marth replied looking behind him he whispered to Roy "Its reverse psychology" to which Roy was weirded out by.

"Oh really? huh Well i guess iIll not put the bombs in. I am 100% not lying to you guys why would I ever lie?" Master hand said forgetting all the times he lied

[ALL THE TIMES MASTER HAND LIED COMPILATION INCOMING]

"Yeah I'll definitely fix the cafeteria"

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"I put out the fire"

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"I don't care if you do that"

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"Like that will happen"

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[OKAY THAT FINISHED NOW]

"I mean he has a point why would he ever lie" Roy said to Marth knowing that master hand lies a lot

As master hand left the room Roy left along with lucina, Chrom and Sephiroth and cloud left earlier btw

They saw Master hand planting bombs on the building

they all looked at each other grinned and left to their respective dorms

"Hey Master hand what'cha doing?" A winged angel named pit said to The hand

"uhhhhhh. planting flowers????" Master hand said quite nervously

"Oh. Okay!" Pit said walking off elsewhere

After hours and hours of setting the bombs up master hand just teleported back to his office ready to accept people coming into it once more

just then a large explosion came from the UTS's headquarters and all that laid inside was a pissed off Marth and I guess a couple of fried objects.

Fin

So that's it for Season 2 Despite this having less words than the last one (at least i think so) i still poured my heart into this. though I'm likely gonna end this book after one more season. this is still my first time making a book so I think that's why I'm not getting much reads. Ill probably start another book about the fandom I'm now primarily I'm in Ze Sonic fandoom.