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Yeah we're gonna have to clean this mess don't we? 

-Samus after playing taco brawl for a couple of minutes

Stupid technology! I hate technology! 

-Ganondorf after having his laptop shut down due to its low battery

No a saxophone isn't allowed here. 

-Zelda trying teach how to play classical music

Prepare yourself! For the time of your life! 

-Robin going down a water slide

Think I'm going insane from this no internet except for me policy mewtwo put up. 

-Megaman trying to stay sane

I hate Halloween. It's dark everywhere, There's dark types everywhere and worst of all I'm scared of pumpkins! Now they're everywhere! 

-Mewtwo during Halloween 

Tokyo drift more like Rotten drift! 

-Joker looking at Tokyo drifts reviews on rotten tomatoes

Imagine if mewtwo did like a grinch to Halloween. 

-Lucas trick or treating

STOP BEING ATTRACTED TO A GIANT LANDMASS BIGGER THAN A DWARF PLANET!!!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1! 

-Mii brawler walking in on Mii gunners room

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