The Ultimate Incorrect quote collection

Season 1 Finale

So remember when I said that there would be a one shot every 10 chapters? yeah this is one of them anyways this is the best I can do without giving up so enjoy I guess?

Ness's Super Hydrogen Intelligent Teleporting laser device

"You mean I Can't do that?" A young boy named ness whined to a Giant floating gloved hand who is primarily known as Master hand
"For the last time no village destroying Meteor showers or Forest destroying fires. You should know this by now." Master hand said to the whiny boy who was still sitting at the guest chair crossed arms

"fine.. I guess" Ness said grumpily getting out of his chair to his room which was quite far from the Main Mansion as Ness walked the Path to the dorm rooms he and the other original 12 lived in he was approached by Mario

"Hey-a Ness Why do you look so glum at the moment?" Mario asked the glum looking original
Ness looked at Mario then back at the floor
"I got scolded again.." Ness said still looking at the ground glum as ever
"Well I-a Know some advice how about you-a uhhh.. try to follow Master hands rules for you and also get what you want?" Mario said to the sad boy patting his back.

'try to follow Master hands rules for you and also get what you want... Wait. I think I can do that!' Ness thought in his mind "Hold on Mario I think I have an Idea!" Ness said immediately changing his entire demeanor and sprinting on happily to his dorm.

Ness quickly locked the door behind him and began to try and blueprint a laser canon he called
The Super Hydrogen Intelligent Teleporting Laser device or S**T for short Ness didn't know that his acronym was a swear word

so after a tedious week of planning and another of Building after taking an Amateur's building lesson he built an impressive looking laser canon which looked like a fridge so he pretended he bought one
And after looking up a Roblox Scripting tutorial he managed to program the thing.

"And... I'm done!" Ness said looking at his accomplishment It was a hydrogen laser canon that could destroy an entire building Ness wanted to test it out on a certain building.
So ness decided to call on captain falcon for some help
"Falcon open!" Falc said busting the door open
"Oh boy nice fridge ya got there!" The captain said looking at the-totally-not-laser-canon
"I know!" Ness replied helping the captain pull it out from the dorm room

"I sure do hope this doesn't turn into a laser canon!" Captain falcon said Ness sweated a little before replying "yeah that would suck."
Just then a blue streak ran by 'Please don't knock this over, please don't'
they were getting to the spot where ness wanted his "Fridge" to be Captain falcon spotted Samus and went straight to flirting with her

Just then "Hey!" a familiar hedgehog said sitting on top of Ness's "Fridge"
"Oh uh.. Hi sonic!" Ness said trying not to piss his pants.
"This isn't a giant building destroying laser disguised as a fridge. riiiight?" Sonic said to ness
"Yeah I bought it" Ness said

All of a sudden Pac-Man jumped on the conversation "Oh! you bought something? wheres the receipt I like the fridges design sooooooo where do I get it?"
"Uhh." Ness nervously tried to think of an excuse
"Wait. Is this a Giant Building destroying laser?!?!" Sonic said in a state of Panic
"Hey Rock! check out this cool fridge "Pac said gesturing over to the area they were in.
"Not if i had to something about it!" Ness said attaching it in to a portable battery that he had making it turn into a Building destroying laser also known as S**T

"I KNEW IT" sonic shouted watching it turn into sed S**T
"Haha Get pranked Smash mansion." Ness said Firing the laser at the mansion destroying it in the process
Out of the rubble came many sparks of trophy light of people reviving the ones tropified
"I didn't expect that spell to work!" Robina said looking at her burnt to a crisp tome
"Hey look over there!" Peach said pointing to S**T
"Is that a Building destroying laser?" Mario said
"Yep" Luigi oh so humbly said

"NESSSS" They heard a disgruntled Master hand shout Looks like ness was in a bit of trouble isn't he?
And so Ness had to clean up the mess he created and also sell the S**T to someone else I think he sold it to Some smart fat guy or something

Fin

The epic Incorrect quotes season 1 finale 😎

A/N:This also might end after like 3 seasons so there might be 27 chapters with quotes and 3 chapters with one shots I might also make a book specifically for one shots idk yet. I'll also be having a 1 week break just to see how this book does