Inhumanly Handsome {Muke/Cashton}

Oops!

When second period came, we walked to our class and Brady came to sit next to me, I laughed and shook my head at him. He raised an eyebrow until one of my favorite voices ever boomed through the whole classroom.

“DAFUQ You think you’re doing in my spot bitch! Just cuz you’re new don’t mean you can come in here and take my spot! I know Luke is hot, but you’d better get your gay fucking ass away from my Lukey and MY SPOT!” Ashton screams, Brady looks horrified as he stands up and goes to sit in front of me. Ashton smugly sits down in his spot and Brady looks at me with pleading eyes.

“It’s ok Brady, you remember Ashton. Just don’t sit on his spot.” I tell him.

“You could have warned me!” Brady says and then he blushes as Ashton laughs. Calum comes in with a frown and Michael follows, Michael looked absolutely fuming.

“You ok Mickey?” I ask him, he looks up at me with, was that a shy smile?

“M’fine.” He replies, sitting in his spot beside Calum.

“You don’t look fine.” Brady says, Calum glares at Brady but wraps his hand around Michaels mouth like he always does. Maybe he does that so Michael won’t like swear or something. Calum hisses, hmm maybe Michael bites Calum’s hand to shut himself up or something.

“That’ none of your business mate so turn the fuck around and don’t look at Michael or next time I won’t hold him back.” Calum snaps at Brady, Brady turns around quickly and moves his seat further forward. I give both Calum and Michael a disappointed frown, Calum removes his hand a second later and Michael just huffs, slumping in his seat and crossing his arms.

Calum gave me a little smile and then wrapped his arm around Ashton.

“Are you two like official or something?” I ask them, Ashton gasps at me and Calum smirks.

“NO! You know I would have told you!” Ashton says, glaring at me.

“Ehm Ash sweetie?” Calum asks, Ashton looks over at him.

“You wanna possibly go on a date with me?” Calum asks him, Ashton wraps his arms around Calum as he repeats ‘holy fucking yes’.

“Great, now I have to deal with this mushy fucking shit.” Michael grumbles, Calum smacks the back of Michaels head.

“What? I don’t want to deal with you and Ashton! As if I like it that you’re rubbing what you have in my face! You rub in the fact you can date, I fucking hate it Calum!” Michael hisses, he then pushed his desk over and stomps out of the room. The teacher calls after him that he’s got a detention, but I’m sure Michael isn’t going to go.

“I should go check up on him.” Calum whispers to us, since the teacher started her class.

“Why is he so upset Cal?” Ashton asks him.

“It sounded like he said he couldn’t date?” I ask Calum, Calum shrugs.

“Like I said, his needs are unconventional.” Calum whispers, he then excuses himself from class claiming he was sick.

Ashton looked really upset so I grabbed his hand and entwined our fingers.

“Why doesn’t Michael like me dating Calum?” Ashton whispers to me.

“Shhht sweetie, it’s ok. Michael might just be upset because he’s still single.” I whisper back.

“You think so?” Ashton asks me.

“Yeah, he’s happy for you and Calum, I’m sure of it.” I answer, then we pay attention to class. Brady looks over at me a few times and he looks down at my hand that was entwined with Ashtons. I gave him a warning look and he looked away as soon as Ashton looked up.

When Ashton and I walked to lunch with Brady we were both surprised to see Calum and Michael sitting at the table. Michael had no food in front of him, like we were used to and Calum was eating enough for 4 people.

“Hey guys.” I say awkwardly, we sit down with them, letting Brady join after getting our own food.

“What is HE doing here?” Michael asks, glaring at Brady. Brady moved a bit closer to me so I rolled my eyes and looked at Michael.

“He’s our friend.” I tell him.

“He’s no friend of mine.” Michael muttered.

“Yeah well neither am I from what I last recalled yet you sit with me.” I tell him, he looks at me and then shrugs.

“You’re Calum’s friend. Calum doesn’t like Brady either.” Michael tells me, I look over at Calum and he shrugs.

“It’s not that I don’t like you man, but we don’t know each other.” Calum says to Brady, Brady nods.

“It’s ok, they take some getting used to.” I tell Brady, patting his back in a friendly manner.

“Why don’t you eat? Not anorexic are you? You don’t look fat but then again you’re wearing that big old sweater.” Brady asks, OH MY GOSH he needs to shut up. Michael looked good in his a little too big black and grey striped sweater, which showed off his collarbones so nicely and fuck it actually looked real hot on him, but I’d never tell him that.

“The fuck did you just say about my sweater boy!” Michael yells, his eyes going darker and his pupils widen. Calum just shrugs this time.

“Not even going to stop you this time mate.” Calum says, Michael leans over the table and looks Brady right in the eyes.

“Tell me what you think about my sweater again.” Michael practically hisses.

“Michael!” I plea to him, his eyes flicker over to me and then back to Brady.

“I got this from Calum a couple of years back. Talk shit about me again and you’ll lose a limb.” Michael says, still glaring at Brady.

“Mickey please!” I beg him, he looks over at me and huffs.

“I’m serious. Pick a limb already just in case.” Michael says, he then sits back on his seat and Calum wraps his arms around Michael.

“I’m proud of you.” Calum whispers, Michael just shrugs and pushed Calum off of him.

“I think your sweater looks real cute on you.” I tell Michael, Michael smiles a little and damn he’s so cute.

“I’m not cute, I’m punk rock.” Michael tells me with a glare but the smile on his face let me knew he was playing around.

“Aww hunny, I know there’s times where you think you’re punk rock, but you’re not.” I tell him, giving him my best girly voice and fake smile.

“Hey ehm, so where do you guys live?” Brady suddenly buts in, Michael glares at him but then looks down at his phone and I think he starts to play a game on it.

I engulf in my conversation with Brady, leaving Calum and Ashton to flirt and Michael to play his game. Turns out Brady likes the same sort of music I do, or at least he kept agreeing that band were good, he said he used to play guitar but not so much anymore, he used to be captain of the football team until he came out and the team all started bullying him. He was 17 like me and he was happy there was finally somebody about the same height as him because he felt so tall compared to others. We talked a lot about our problems as tall people, Brady once put his hand on my arm and then he hissed and glared at Michael. I looked at Michael and he just smiled innocently muttering ‘oops’. When lunch was over Brady walked with us to class since he had his afternoon classes with us apparently.

AN/ Yeah Brady get the fck out of Ashton's spot, who do you think you are huh! Why is Michael so mad? Jeej Calum and Ashton have a date! Oooh Brady, what you doing talking bout Michael like that! He's serious, pick a limb!!!! Awwww Luke thinks Michael looks cute, and hot but cute is good too!! Oooh, Michael 'accidentaly' kicked Brady under the table, hehhehehe OOPS :p