Inhumanly Handsome {Muke/Cashton}

Oh my gosh MICHAEL!

AN/ Michael's secret is about to be revealed, oh yes there was something else he was keeping the boys!!! Plus is he a virgin or not, read to fine out!!!

“You’ve called me a slut for 3 years!” I tell him.

“Well because you had that wet dream once and you were humping my leg.” Ashton tells me.

“WHAT!” I scream, HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS!

“I’ve been calling you a slut since then.” Ashton says with a shrug, I glare at him and he smiles at me.

“So you’re a virgin baby?” Michael asks me.

“Yes, and you know that.” I reply.

“I did, but I guess it’s always fun to hear that I’ll be your first.” Michael whispers.

“How many people have you slept with?” I ask him, turning to look at him.

“None, I used to flirt and pretend we’d have sex but then I’d drink them dry and shit, until I stopped drinking and then Calum came so I didn’t need humans.” Michael tells me.

I looked at Ashton and then Ashton smirked before both of us just burst out laughing.

“What are you laughing at?” Michael asks me.

“You- You- a- you’re a- a 267- 267 year old virgin!” I said through my laughs. I had to hold onto my stomach because I was laughing so much it started to hurt.

“HEY!” Michael says, pushing me away from him.

“M- so- so- sorry! It-it-it’s just y-y-you’re 267 a- a-and a virgin!” I keep laughing.

“I’m still more experienced then you.” Michael huffs, making me stop laughing.

“Oh yeah?” I ask him.

“Yeah, I gave you loads of blowjobs, have you ever given one?” He asks me, I frown and then Michael looks shocked and he bites his lip.

“When did you EVER give me a blowjob?” I ask him, sitting up straight.

“Oh ehm… I mean… eh…” Michael says, he looks worried and then he looks at the door, like he was planning on running so I grabbed his hand.

“Michael?” I ask him, I know I’ve dreamt of him blowing me, but it never really happened. Did it? NO, I was dreaming.

“I-I- eh-.” He says, he doesn’t want to look at me and then it dawns on me.

“You! You fucking came into my room at night!” I yell at him, he slumps his shoulders and bites his bottom lip.

“AND THAT TIME YOU SAVED ME! YOU TOLD ME I FAINTED AFTER YOU SAVED ME! YOU TOLD US ALL I FAINTED!! I thought I’d dreamt all of that!” I yell at him, well more saying that last bit.

“Y-you didn’t faint.” Michael stutters.

“You’ve been fucking touching me while I thought I was asleep!” I yell at him, I felt my heart race and I just couldn’t deal with this right now. He’d been touching me while I thought I was sleeping, making me think I’d dreamt all of it! My dirty dreams about him were real!

“You were awake! You didn’t stop me.” He whispers to me.

“Because I thought I was sleeping! Oh my gosh MICHAEL!” I yell, I couldn’t even look at him anymore.

“How many times? We weren’t even a thing! AND I was dating Brady!” I yell at him, he shrugs.

“You’re just to fucking hot.” Michael mumbles.

“Oh my gosh, oh gosh. I can’t, I cannot believed you’d do that to me! Fuck Michael! What in the world were you thinking!” I keep yelling, I can’t stop yelling, I needed to hear myself yell over the thumping of my heart.

“I was thinking how much attraction I felt towards you and I couldn’t tell you.  I wanted you to want me, and in these nights you wanted me so badly.” Michael admits.

“BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS SLEEPING!” I yell at him.

“So you’re telling me that if you were awake you’d not want me?” He yells at me, standing up to face me since I was standing up.

“I did, I did want you… but NOT like that! Not that I felt so uncomfortable around you because I thought I’d been having dirty dreams about a guy that didn’t want me! If I’d known you wanted me we’d not have had any problems! I’d not have dated Brady, I’d not have been so awkward around you! You wouldn’t have had to save me from Brady, and he wouldn’t have shown up to fucking EAT Ashton and I!” I yell at him.

“HE WOULD HAVE! HE just would have done it sooner!” Michael yells.

“You’re so fucking selfish Michael, how do you think it made me feel?” I ask him.

“I wasn’t thinking about that ok, I was thinking about myself and how much I wanted you.” Michael admits.

“Well right now I don’t WANT to see your face!” I yell at him, I push past him and he let me, I pulled the door open and went into his room. I didn’t want to go home, not if I was going to have another panic attack. I could feel the anger inside of me and I’d never been this angry before, it was like an animalistic anger where I felt the need to rip his head off of his neck.

I lay down and sighed heavily, pushing my face into his pillow. Why the fuck did he have a bed if he never slept?

AN/ MICHAEL IS A 267 year old virgin!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA... 

Also OMG Creepy Michael, how dare you go in to Luke's room at night! 

A little bit of drama now, how do you think about hw Luke handled this? How about the 'animalistic anger'?

Plus why DOES Michael have a bed if he never sleeps?