Inhumanly Handsome {Muke/Cashton}

Luke's period is totes on time!

When we walked back into school the next Monday, I was the happiest person alive, because Michael was right next to me, holding my hand.

"People are staring at me." Michael huffs.

"You ashamed of me already Mickey?" I ask him, smirking at him.

"Well you did moan 'daddy' in the middle of class, who wouldn't be ashamed of that." Michael says back, giving me a big smile. His beautiful smile, the one that makes my heart skip a beat because how can ones smile be so amazing?

"True story, I'd not date me if I were you." I tell him as we stop at my locker, he stands behind me and wraps his arms around my waist.

"Yeah maybe I should reconsider this." Michael huffs.

"Well you're lucky to have me, not many people would date a guy as cold as you, heartless bitch." I tell him, he scoffs.

"I have a heart, and hey not many people would like to date you. You're so tall it freaks people out." Michael responds.

"You're so angry it scares people." I retort, turning to him with a smile on my face.

"You're so peppy it pisses people off." He goes on.

"You keep changing your haircolor, got commitment issues?" I ask him.

"You've have dirty dreams about older men, got sexual frustration issues?" He asks me back, pressing me up against my locker.

"You creep into my room at night, stalker much?" I whisper to him.

"You want to sleep with a dead guy, illegal much?" He continues.

"I think we've established we deserve each other, both of us being weird and illegal." I tell him, he nods and then presses his lips against mine quickly.

"Let's get to class, don't want to be late." Michael says, pulling me up to Ashton and Calum.

"Like Luke's period?" Ashton asks me. I gasp at him, holding my hand against my chest. Michael turns to me with a shocked expression.

"You're preggers?" He asks me, I can tell it's hard for him to keep his smile back.

"I didn't want you finding out like this Michael." I pleaded to him.

"Who's is it?" Michael asks me, he gasps and turns to Ashton.

"Was it you?" Michael asks him, Ashton holds back a giggle and shakes his head.

"We've only had sex once, and it's too soon to know. Who was it?" Michael then asks.

"IT WAS CALUM OK!" I exclaimed, people were staring at us now and Ashton gasped.

"You slept with Luke!" Ashton asks, faking angry, Calum looks confused but then he smirks.

"Well I had to do something while you were having sex with Michael." Calum retort, I gasp and so does Ashton.

"How dare you do this to me Ashy!" I say, pouting at him.

"I'm sorry Luke, I have to admit something." Ashton says, he steps up to me and holds both my hands in his.

"What?" I ask him.

"It's always been you Lukey! I was doing Michael to get back at you for not loving me like I love you!" Ashton exclaims.

"That's why I was sleeping with Calum! Oooh Ashy!" I scream, pulling him in for a hug. There's a cough and Ashton and I open our eyes, we had our faces smushed together, cheeks pressed so close his cheekbone was hurting mine.

"What's this?" One of our teachers asks, there was a whole crowd staring at us now.

"We're messing around!" I exclaim, Ashton, Michael and Calum start laughing and soon most students join in.

"Luke's period is totes on time." Ashton assures everybody.

"Mr. Irwin, Luke doesn't get periods." The teacher tells him crossing his arms. I fake a sob and turn to Ashton with a pout.

"It's ok Honey, she can't tell you what your body can and can't do! If you want to have a period you go ahead and have one." Ashton assures me, he wraps his arms around me and pets my head awkwardly.

"I swear Mr. Irwin you need to get your head checked." The teacher says laughing.

"I'm not sane, Luke's mother had me tested!" Ashton retorts, the teacher frowned at us and then turned around and left. So Michael, Calum, Ashton and I give each other awkward looks before Calum put his arm around Ashton and Michael grabbed my hand. We walked to class together, some people still laughing at our little 'outburst' earlier.

AN/ We needed some fun before the drama and the end of this book!! Ok FUN FUN FUUUUUNN IN THE SUN SUN SUUUUNNN

Also I got added into a group dm with 5sos band account and Michael, so I'm in a really good mood.... OK the guys NEVER read those but you know IDK it feels like a step closer to being noticed you know? NO ok then :( Hope you are all having a good weekend!!!!!!