I lived bitch. (Bingqiu)

A-Yuan

Shen Yuan was lazily perched on his bed, having his phone present a dazzling light amidst the dark of night against his all too willing eyes. Of course it was late into the night and he was still up reading trashy internet novels, but it was the weekend! He's allowed to chill a little!

Plus, it was just getting interesting! Shen yuan slung an arm around his Luo Binghe body pillow and squeezed it really tightly. Of course he hated the novel itself with all of it's stupid wife plots and papapa scenes, but he didn't hate the protagonist. He just bought this for himself as a little treat when he was studying to become a teacher a few years back, not for any other reasons! Certainly not because the Binghe on his body pillow was half dressed! It may look odd to anyone that had the misfortune of seeing, having a man clutching onto his pillow of yet another man whom you'd barely call dressed. However, to Shen Yuan this was just more proof of his sexuality! Surely someone who's still reading a stallion novel of over a million chapters can't be anything other than straight! Surely...

Even if the only reason he'd stayed was for Binghe and the other little monsters, it didn't mean that he was gay just for liking the protagonist! He shook his head, why was he even questioning himself about his sexuality when he knew he was straight? Just because he's never had a girlfriend and admired mens looks doesn't mean he's gay.

He kept reading, Luo Binghe had sucked himself into his own dreamscape and didn't know it, also unknowingly dragging fragments of his dead Shizun's soul in there. Although it was an interesting set up for how Binghe would get to know more of his shizun's past, Shen Yuan couldn't help but complain. It's lazy writing! Couldn't aeroplane come up with something more elaborate?

His phone was very close to his face, as Shen Yuan was actually getting quite into it. He couldn't help but compare the scenes of Luo Binghe watching his misunderstood shizun's past and that of when Mo Ran found out that Chu Wanning made the wantons in The Husky and his White Cat Shizun. Looks like aeroplane-bro may actually be well read. (Shen yuan also convinced himself that reading The Husky and his White Cat Shizun more than 10 years ago didn't mean he was gay either.) So it turns out that Shen QingQiu used to be a slave? Not only that but a mistreated one with the sect leader?! Shen Yuan couldn't lie to himself, the plot was actually getting interesting.

He finished the chapter quite quickly and was wide eyed... although Qiu JianLuo bared resemblance to Luo Binghe it was still not a good reason to abuse the poor child! But it also turns out he bared no ill will towards Ning Yingying, he only wanted to make sure she was well protected and grew up with a doting teacher because she reminded him of a young Qiu Haitang who unintentionally saved him from the young masters beatings... damn that was a really heavy chapter that really added some dimension to the scum villain.

Shen Yuan was in the middle of writing his chapterly hate comment when his phone loudly rang in his hand, startling him to drop it on his face and accidentally answer.
"Shit!" He rubbed his nose before the call started and eloquently answered like he definitely didn't just drop something straight on his nose.
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"Cucumber-bro?" Shen Yuan's eye twitched, he's never told anyone of his ID for the PIDW online forums. And the only person who he's suspicious of would be the person whom texted him a few days ago, using both his name and ID tag.
"Aeroplane." He glared at him like his own nails would dig in to Shang QingHua's throat until it would draw blood, then clamp down hard enough to gouge out said large chunk of flesh. Shang QingHua immediately recognised his mistake, though he awkwardly laughed. Wasn't their meeting, including the guessing of identities, like this in their past life too?
"Ahahaha... Cucumber-bro, Shen-bro, Shixiong-" he didn't know what he was saying anymore, even falling victim to his own flurry of words, "there's no need for that look..."