Chan: So, Jeongin, how was school today?
Jeongin: This guy pushed me down.
Chan: Did you push him back?
Jeongin: No, he was bigger than me.
Chan: Uh-huh. Lizzie?
Lizzie: [cracks knuckles and neck] I'm on it.
An average stray kids morning:
Changbin: I SAID WHERE ARE MY SHOES
Hyunjin: YOU'RE WEARING THEM
Seungmin: SHUT UP I'M WATCHING A KDRAMA
Felix: STOP SCREAMING
Jisung: YOU'RE SCREAMING TOO
Jeongin: *takes a deep breath*
Jeongin, in a dolphin screech:
AAAAAAAAAAA
Lizzie: [Belts the entire circle of life song] SAVENYA GABABITSYE BABA
Chan: you, you can't lie. Where is Felix and Lizzie?
Seungmin: well, ah, I don't know where they aren't
Chan: you don't know where they are?
Seungmin: on the contrary
Chan: so you do know where they are?
Seungmin:I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably do or do not know where they shan't probably be
Seungmin: if that indeed wasn't where they aren't
Chan:[face palms]
Changbin: *has on a slightly lighter shade of black*
Minho: I see you're bursting out the spring colors.
*Lizzie in the background* Yeah! Very festive Binnie!
Changbin pointedly: Thank you!
Lizzie's famous quotes:
"Honestly, I don't care what people think of me. Except animals, I want animals to like me."
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"It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs, and trip over nothing. I have all those skills."
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"Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up."
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"I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them."
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"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera."
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"I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is."
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"I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words."
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"When I said I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed."
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"I am going to stand outside, so if anyone asks for me, I'm outstanding."
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Do no harm but take no crap.
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Blow them away with your brilliance or baffle them with your bullcrap.
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(any movie/anime/tv reference/meme/relatively weird tumblr post ever said)
Chan: my mind is like an internet browser
Lizzie: explain
Chan: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen and I don't even know where the music is coming from
Lizzie: mood
Hwangsa: *using Lizzie's phone*
Hwangsa: *sees contact marked ❤️MY LOVE❤️*
Hwangsa: Aww!
Hwangsa: wait, this isn't my number!
Hwangsa: *calls number*
*other line*:
Hello Mrs. Parker, this is XXX mochi shop, would you like the usual?
Lizzie: Hyunjin you've been reading way too much fanfiction lately, I think it's been changing you. And that's saying something coming from me
Hyunjin: "How could you say that to me!" I yelled as I tied my long, dark hair into a messy ponytail, the wind gently kissing my puffed, soft cheeks-
Lizzie: oh my gosh stop!
*Any scary thing happens*
Lizzie: And here you see my thought process.
1. I can nope this absolute garbage and leave
2. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES (otherwise known as pulling a Linda Mitchell)
3. Scream to assert dominance
4. Channel crocodile dundee an' wrasle tha' beaut
*Mostly happens at the same time*
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The Redo
Humor"Dang it El, I was hoping for an opportunity to deck you with my shoe. But I'll take you on that bet. Pay for a meal when we go out." DISCLAIMER: I do not own Stray Kids, and this is not real life. This is my own interpretation of their personality...
