My Cat.

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He's fluffy and orange and mean.

he sleeps all day in my bed like a straight up fat ass.

he steals my cookies and shit like a dush bag.

and he logs into my facebook and posts shit. WTF!

yep.

my cat

is

a

asshole.

:$

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 19, 2013 ⏰

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