YEP, WE'RE DOING THIS AGAIN
yknow, bc i take forever to update JBWT
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Percival: The first ever "Champion" of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.
Mercury: Legend.
Daniel: Why didn't his parents name him?
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Daniel: Fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed.
Theor: I will give the horse that kills me no such luxury.
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Valerie: I won a new phone in a race.
Chiara: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Valerie?
Valerie: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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Percival: I hate lazy people.
Azrail: Why? We didn't even do anything.
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Louisane: In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost-
Daniel, bursting in: Heads, shoulders, knees and toes!
Russell, also bursting in: Turn up your nose, strike that pose!
Valerie: Heeeyyy Macarena!
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Mercury: I don't know if they'll notice, but I slipped a little note in the entire Pantheon's bags to let them know I love them.
Azrail, pulling a 20-page letter out of his bag: What the fuck.
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Ether: I'm dating Riri.
Daniel: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.
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Russell: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn't make any sense.
Mercury: ...so you'll do it?
Russell: For you? Of course.
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Azrail: I'm so risky now! Last night I went to a crazy club! And this morning I ate yogurt that was 2 days past the "eat by" date. I am like a maniac!!!
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Louisane: I thought you were dead!
Percival: I get that a lot.
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Theor: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Daniel: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Theor: I am going to break your fingers.
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Mercury: Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to think.
Theor: Don't worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.
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