o god its more lawmage shit

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Alyssa: Syle isn't answering their phone

Ein: I'll call

Alyssa: Ponpon and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Syle: Hello?

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Lawmage: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Syle: Shit.

Alyssa: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Jin: OH MY GOD EIN FELL OFF!!!

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Syle, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Alyssa, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Jin, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Ein, trembling: What are we playing

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Alyssa: I think we're missing something.

Jin: Teamwork?

Ein: Cohesion?

Syle: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Lunelle: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Jin: Not if they consent to it.

Syle: Depends who you're stabbing.

Alyssa: YES?!?

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Alyssa: Truth or dare?

Syle: Dare

Alyssa: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Syle: Hey Lunelle?

Lunelle, blushing: Yeah?

Syle: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Ein.

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Ein: What time is it?

Syle: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Syle: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Sylvia: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Syle: It's 2 am

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Ein: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Syle: Okay, but in my defense, Jin bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Ein: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Alyssa: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Syle: You stab me, I'll use enheal, we buy a big-ass house.

Ein: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Syle: Good thinking.

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Sylvia, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.

Basi: Okay

Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?

Sylvia: Orange soda, please!

Basi: I'll have the strawberry soda.

Julius: Me too, strawberry soda.

Sylvia:

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Ein, trying to ask Syle out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Jin, in the background: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Ein: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Syle: The cow???

Ein: The what?

Alyssa: Syle, W H Y?

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Syle: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Alyssa: If?

Sylvia: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Syle: I told Jin their ears flush when they lie.

Ein: Why?

Syle: Look.

Syle: Hey Jin! Do you love us?

Jin, covering their ears: No.

Ein:


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