lawmage uniya: *gets knocked out by judge lochness monster*
syle: i sleep
ein: *gets bullied*
syle: rEAL SHIT?
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ein, hiding behind syle:
syle: EXCUSE ME, he asked for no pickles
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alyssa: im sad
syle: lol ok
jin: hey wanna go train-
syle: no thanks
lunelle: so i-
syle: skip
syle: *sees ein*
syle: oh...helo
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ein: where are you going
syle: to get arashiya flowers or murder sylvia, i'll decide on the way there
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ein: syle, you know every problem cant be solved with a sword
syle: i know, thats why i carry two swords
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syle: you love me, right ein?
ein: normally i'd say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere and i dont like it
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syle: ok, truth or dare?
ein: ok, how many hours have you slept this week?
syle:
syle: ...dare
ein: go to bed
syle: i dont like this game
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syle: you kill people for money!?
headmaster ozbron: i can explain
syle: and here i was doing it for free like a chump!
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syle: someone will die
ein: of fun!!!
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ein: syle...
syle: oh no, 'syle' in b-flat
syle: youre disappointed
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syle: magister millenia, give me patience
ein: dont you mean 'give me strength'?
syle: if i asked for strength this entire school would be fucking dead
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syle: i prevented a murder today
lawmage zelka: and how did you do that?
syle: self-control
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syle but Gay™️: So, are we flirting right now?
sylvia: I AM LITERALLY KILLING YOU
syle but Gay™️: that doesnt answer my question
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ein: remember when you didn't solve all your problems with attempted murder?
syle: stop romanticising the past
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syle: whats up guys, im back
the entirety of lawmage academy: what the-you cant be here! youre dead!! we literally saw u die
syle: death is a social construct
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*ein and syle skipping stones at a lake*
ein: its such a beautiful evening!!!
syle, whispering: take that u fucking lake
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ein: please...im begging u to see a doctor rn
syle: babe, i love you, is this OUR stab wound? stay out of it
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syle: you're the love of my life and my childhood friend, i would do anything for you
ein: i want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule
syle: Absolutely not.
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ein: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety, i'll wait
syle: u and me
ein, tearing up: okay
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ein, holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
syle: *chugs entire bottle*
syle: its perfume
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ein: is something burning?
syle: only my love for you
ein: syle the toaster is on fire
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Syle: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Lunelle: >:O language
Ponelius: Yeah watch your fucking language
Alyssa: OKAY WHO TAUGHT PONELIUS THE FUCK WORD?
Ein: 'The fuck word'.
Vendrik: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Syle: Oh my god they censored it
Jin: Say fuck, Vendrik.
Alyssa: Do it, Vendrik. Say fuck.
