Fukuzawa x Mori Ship (More in Bungou Stray Dogs Oneshots)

Checking In

Dazai entered The Port Mafia headquarters through the back entrance. The one he used to use when he was Mori's right hand.

I wonder why I am being sent to preform such a random task? I mean there are so many other things I could be doing right now...

Dazai froze when he saw his other half walking down the hallway and towards the main entrance. He looked so beautiful even after all these years. He hadn't seen his little Chuuya in so long all he wanted to do was follow him to wherever he was going.

"Shit-"

Dazai growled under his breath and clenched his hands into fists watching his beautiful suited red head leave the building alone.

It can't be helped, Dazai. He probably doesn't want to anything to do with you anymore, MOVE ON.

Dazai sighed and continued up the stairs to Mori's office, stopping outside the door. There was only one way to do this. Fukuzawa is going to hate him for it but...it's the only way to keep an eye on him.

"Ohhhh Mori-sannn~?"

Akutugawa instantly appeared from the shadows, coiling his Rashoumon tightly around his former mentor's neck and torso.

"Why are you here, Dazai-san?"

Dazai laughed, using his ability to nullify Aku's. He turned slowly to face the black haired boy with evil in his eyes. Akutugawa clenched his hands into fists and slowly started backing up from fear. Dazai wrapped his hand roughly around Akutugawa's neck and pinned him to the wall, stepping closer to him with a smirk.

"I missed you too, Ryuunosuke~"

Akutugawa turned his face up and away, prying at Dazai's arm and whimpering. He didn't want to go through this pain again. The pain Dazai put him through all those years ago.

"Unfortunately, I am not here to train the port mafia's dog..."

Dazai grabbed the side of Akutugawa's head and pushed him away with a scowl of disgust. Akutugawa growled under his breathe and stormed down the hallway.

"Do come in, Dazai-san. It's been ages~"

—-Meanwhile—-

Almost there. I hope I don't see that stupid waste of bandages...

Chuuya used his ability to float up to the window of Fukuzawa's office. It was empty so he cracked the window and snuck inside, immediately crouching down and hiding in the corner where he wouldn't be seen.

"U-um, Fukuzawa-san? I got the paperwork you were asking fo-"

Atsushi stopped talking when he realized the president wasn't in his office. He shrugged his shoulders and plopped a generous stack of papers on his desk.

"Ranpo-san? Where is the president?"

Ranpo walked into the room with a pink poky stick in his mouth.

"He'll be back soon, don't worry."

"Alright."

Atsushi walked out of the room and Ranpo walked further inside. He calmly sat on top of his boss's desk, eating another poky stick and swinging his legs.

"What are you doing here, Nakahara?"

Chuuya flinched and his eyes widened.

SHIT!!!

"How did you know it was me? You haven't even seen me yet!"

"My ability, baka- now why are you in Yukichi-san's office?"

"I have orders to watch him."

"Oh really? You only take orders from two people and one of them is also on a job right now so...it was Mori-san, wasn't it?"

"You say that like you didn't already know the answer...And who else do I take orders from, Bastard?!"

"Dazai-san~"

Chuuya growled, baring his teeth and pounding his fist on the desk.

"I DO NOT!"

Ranpo rolled his eyes.

"Whatever you have to tell yourself~"

Chuuya growled, glaring at the ADA member.

"I was told to watch him. Why are you even asking me? Did you not figure it out with your ability already?"

"I didn't look that far into it. Too easy."

"I am curious about why Mori gave me such a specific task..."

"And I am curious why Fukuzawa-san asked Dazai to do that same thing to your boss..."

"What?!"

"Yeah..."

"This is absurd. Just use your ability already I am not about to waste my time doing this all day without knowing why."

"Fair enough."

Ranpo leaped off the desk and put his glasses on. When his eyes opened again, he looked frozen glowing blue ribbons surrounding him. Chuuya stepped back.

"Oh. My. God..."

"Well?!"

Ranpo didn't respond and only stood blanket staring at Chuuya with his mouth hanging open. Chuuya shock him by the shoulders.

"Speak man!"

"Fukuzawa-san and Mori-san-"

"Yes?!"

"Are- m-married-"

Chuuya let go of Ranpo and fell back onto the desk in shock, eyes like saucers.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

"I-Is there a-anything else?" He asked quietly.

"Yes. They both had a bad feeling about today's events and asked you and Dazai to watch one another. But-"

"NANI (WHAT)?! SPEAK?!"

"I can't see what the odd feeling was about. Its just- blank."

"Well we need to figure it out fast. What if one of them is hurt?"

Ranpo nodded.

"We are taking Atsushi."

"Why?!"

"Because we can't start investigating this alone. We need more backup. Besides~ It's fun watching Akutugawa get all anxious around him~"

Chuuya shrugged.

"Fair enough~"

He too thought it was hilarious how uncomfortable and nervous the man got around that were-tiger.

"Atsushi-kun~ come here~"

"Yes, Ranpo-san?"

Atsushi yelped and jumped back when he saw Nakahara Chuuya standing in the president's office.

"W-hat are you doing here, Chuuya-san?!"

Chuuya rolled his eyes and leaped out the window calmly, using his ability to land safely on the sidewalk outside. Ranpo grabbed Atsushi by the shoulder with a smile and led him outside.

"We have things to investigate!"

Atsushi gulped.

Like what?

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