Eyyy read episode 3 on iiMae_chanxD 's book. It's funny af. Anyways enjoy 😩
No one's pOv
Lara was at her and path's house (Were roomates so shush). Lara was making some coffee while path was eating the breakfast that Lara made. After he finished he put the plate in the sink and thanked Lara for the breakfast. Lara was washing the dishes until she heard a knock.
L- Oi Path! Get the door for me will ya?
P- Sure.
Path got up from the sofa and went towards the door. He opened the door and saw a short figure,Average black hair and they had white horns and tail. The girl looks like she was 5'4 (My character height is taller than Mae meaning i'm 5'11 lol)
P- Uh.. may i help you?
?- Who are you and what are you doing in Lara's house?!
P- Lara's house-? Oh my god did this angel ass invited someone over?! Sorry uhm. Let me go get her.
Path said to the short figure. Path went towards the living room where Lara was and called her.
P- Oi. Did you invite someone over?
L- No i don't thin- OH YEAH!
Lara got up from the sofa and pushed path out of the way. Path whispered something and walk towards the door.
L- EEEEEKK!! QUITY!!!
Q- Hey Lara!
P- Quity? Lara who the hell is this girl?
L- This is my childhood best friend! Since Mae is making another slee-
P- I'm not going.
L- Your going.
P- Fuck my life
L- Ask someone else to fuck it. But anyways! Come on in Quity!
Lara said letting quity in the house. Path closed the door and walked behind the other two. Lara showed the whole house to quity and quity might be confused cause the house was big afterall. Then suddenly there was a buzzing sound in Lara's pocket. She was getting a call from Mae. She answered the call
L- Aye Mae! What's up?
M- I got the people. Lemon is crying right now. Ems and Ven is currently fighting and Rain is just playing on the phone. Didn't you said that there will be a new person coming with us today???
L- Oh yeah! It's my childhood best friend. You'll love her with your short ass.
M- HEY- I'M 5'5-
L- One inch taller then my childhood friend
Q- FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT HERE!
L- Anyways.. we'll be on our way. Cya
M- Alrighty cya!!
Lara hanged up on Mae. She looked behind her and saw Path was gone. 'He's probably trying to escape again' Lara thought. Lara snapped her fingers bringing Path to her. Path was crying his eyes out and begging not wanting to go. Lara giggled at his suffering while Quity is confused on what's going on. Lara put one of her finger up and made a circle in the air. Which made a portal for them to go through. Lara grabbed the taller man and yeeted him in there. Lara holds Quity's hand making quity blush. (Platonic cause we're platonically married. And this quity person is real btw) they both went into the portal together seeing a all of Lara's friend there.
M- You made it!! Ooooh!! Is this the person you were talking about?
L- Yeah. This is quity.
Q- H-hello!
Quity was a shy person but still a scary person at the same time which is weird and creepy..
M- Alright! Let's go!!
Le&P- NOOOOOOOO
<Mae_Chan has joined the server>
<Larayams has joined the server>
<Quiityy has joined the server>
<Patheticommunist has joined the server>
<Lemon_Gum has joined the server>
<Rain has joined the server>
<Ven has joined the server>
<Ems has joined the server>
T- Oh for fuck's sake are you kidding me?! WE LITERALLY DID THIS LIKE 2 DAYS AGO-
To- Fuck it! Come on Tubs! Emergency time!
Tu- Ok!!
Tubbo and Tommy ran towards the emergency button meaning the hoes are back. The minors were protecting bad while the others were guarding outside making sure the hoes won't get in.
Meanwhile
Le- Are you kidding me... a bunny outfit?
P- WHY IS MINE PINK?!
L- PFFFTAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
M- >:3
E- Oooo my ass looks thicker *sheesh face*
V- Mine too 😩
R- Ya'll are weird..
Q- Agreed..
Mae,Lara and Quity were wearing a suit. Ems and Ven were wearing a maid cat outfit while the other two were wearing a bunny costume and actually looks like a hooker.
M- Alright the plan is to kidnapped bad and marry him to Path and then boom! Mission done!
P- Please just please don't fail this time.. i don't wanna die again ffs.
Q- you and him look like a hooker
Le&P- SHUT UP SHORT BITCH
Q- HEY-
L- Anyways let's do this..
Ems went with Ven. Rain with Mae. Quity with Lara and Path with Lemon ofc. They all went separate ways. Path and Lemon was the one who needs to distract them so they could get into the traps. Rain and Mae fight the minors. Ems and Ven find a perfect wedding outfit and Lara and Quity grab bad.
With Lemon and Pathetic
Le- I wanna die
P- Me too..
T- OI LOOK ITS THE HOOKER AND ANOTHER HOOKER!
Le- ARE YOU KIDDING ME- UGHH
P- NOW YOU FEEL MY PAIN!
Le- FUCK OFF!
Both Lemon and Pathetic ran away from Techno,Quackity,Skeppy,Wilbur,Dream and George who was chasing them from behind.
Le- THERE!
Lemon shouted at Pathetic. They both went to the traps making the 6 fell into the trap once again.
G- SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING UGH!
T- NO SHIT-
Lemon and Pathetic was laughing at the 6 who was trapped in the net like a fish.
Meanwhile with Rain and Mae
M- Yoohooo!! Purpled and Ranboo! I'm right here~ catch me if you can~!
Mae shouted at them which make them both started to chase Mae. Mae was running away from the other two. Rain shouted at Tommy and Tubbo who was protecting bad
R- Yoohoo! Come at me bitches!
To- Were not gonna fall for it!
Rain and Tommy were arguing at this point and tubbo wasn't paying attention to bad. Bad was just scared at this point. Suddenly bad felt a hand on his waist and he got yoinked. It was Quity and Lara.
B- Let me go!
L- Nah. We need you to get married
Tubbo looked behind him and saw that bad was gone. Tubbo screamed and Tommy looked at tubbo and then look at where tubbo was looking.
R- LMAO YOU GOT DISTRACTED-
Suddenly a rope tied both of the minors. Mae came back with the other two minors and one of them tried to escape. Of course its purpled.
Mae snapped her fingers making a wedding while the smp members who were tied up and who was sitting. Ven and Ems got the dress and the suit. Path was wearing the dress and Bad was wearing the suit. Ven and Ems are the flowers girls/boys/person. They both walk on the red carpet
E- DUN DUN DUN DUN!
V- DUN DUN DUN DUN!!
E- DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
V- DUN DUNNNNNNN
Both of them sang while walking on the red carpet throwing flowers at them. Mae was crying because they finally did it again. But this time with no interruptio-
F- OI YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE THUNDER GOD 🖕
M- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME-
Foolish uses his thunder magic to untie everyone and everyone started chasing the hoes. Path had to lift up his long ass wedding dress up making sure there was no mud on it cause he thought he looked "hot" Ven and Ems used they're magic to make the floor ice and water. Rain was making the portal. Lemon was still in his damn bunny suit and almost died because of Technoblade's axe. Rain finally finished the portal and screamed
R- GUYS GET IN! THE PORTAL'S READY!!!
All of the hoes went into the portal making the smp member lost them. All of the hoes arrived at Mae's house.
M- DANG IT HOW COULD WE FORGOT ABOUT THAT DARN SHARK?!
Q- That was fun!
L-I know right-
Le- FOR FUCK SAKE WHY AM I STILL WEARING THIS DAMN THING?
R- Be glad you didn't die atleast
P- I look hot in this dress
Path said making the others face with "bruh"
End and yes i speedrunned this shit
