>GET HIM<

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patheticommunist - this. This is for you. Goodluck escaping the harems👍👍










Bad's pOv

I was on the dream smp server and hanging out with the dream & George. Until somebody that we all don't recognise joined the smp.

<Patheticommunist has joined the game>

D : Who the fu-
B : Language!
D : Sorry :(
B : It's okay!

The guy teleported to me which kinda shock me cause we can't really teleport in this server.

? : Hey bad my beloved.
B : Uh- Hello??
D : Who the hell are you?!
G : And why are you here?!

Dream and George got up and took out they're swords. I told them to put them back in the inventory but they didn't listen. The guy didn't say anything but just pick me up in bridal style and ran away from George and Dream.

B : WHA-HEY! PUT ME DOWN!
P : Naahhhh no thanks. Were getting married.
B : HAH?!

Before he could respond many people joined the smp.

<Technobalde has joined the game>
<Skeppy has joined the game>
<CaptainPuffy has joined the game>
<Awesamedude has joined the game>
<Ponk has joined the game>
<Nihachu has joined the game>
<WilburSoot has joined the game>
<Quackity has joined the game>

P : OH SHI-
B : LANGUAGE!!

Suddenly Technoblade teleported to us using the enderpearls

P : OH HELL NAW- YOU THINK YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO OWNS A GODDAMN PEARL? HAH NOT TODAY YA STUPID BLOOD SHIT!
B : LANGUAGE!!
T : YOU PIECE OF SHI-

The guy (Sorry patheticommunist he's calling ya a guy instead of yo name✋) Teleported away using enderpearls which kinda shock me on how he has enderpearls.

B : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
P : I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME-
B : I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU-
P : WELL I'M PATHETICOMMUNIST AND YOUR MARRYING ME NO TAKING BACKS!
B : H-HAH?!?

I saw someone running behind us i squinted my eyes to see who it was and it was quackity.
Well he's really fast ngl-

Q : OI YA DICKHEAD COME BACK HERE
P : HAH NO 🖕
B : HEY-
Q : OH YOU SON OF A BITCH
P : UNO REVERSE✌️


















Patheticommunist ended up getting beated up by the harems the end 👍

And yes this is short

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