a/n- this is set as if they were in high school
'scarletbitch' has created a group chat
'scarletbitch' has added 'imasnake' and 'witchdoctor'
'scarletbitch' has named the group chat 'witchfamily'
scarletbitch: has anyone done the homework?
witchdoctor: yes and no you may not copy it
scarletbitch: please ill love you forever
witchdoctor: only if you admit im not a witch, im a sorcerer
scarletbitch: lol nvm i don't need the answers that bad
imasnake: im mad
witchdoctor: when are you not
imasnake: shut up strange ill murder you
witchdoctor: what are you gonna do? wipe your hair grease on me?
scarletbitch: erm stfu im trying to get high
imasnake: can i join?
scarletbitch: im with Pietro and he said no :(
witchdoctor: im not surprised
imasnake: wtf why
scarletbitch: last time we let you join us we ended up bailing you out of jail for stealing targets shampoo
witchdoctor: why are you so slimy if you had shampoo
imasnake: whatever strange, you're just jealous im hotter than you
scarletbitch: OMFG I JUST SAW A MF DINOSAUR !!!!!!!!!! IM NOT JOKING SGDGDUEHGHVGY
witchdoctor: Wanda we have school tomorrow
scarletbitch: your point Stephen?
witchdoctor: we have mr thanos first lol
imasnake: i vote we skip
scarletbitch: im not going ,Loki we can get McDonalds instead
imasnake: yesss!! ill get Hela to take us in her van
witchdoctor: why are we even friends?
scarletbitch: I G2G MY FISH JUST RAN AWAY
witchdoctor: lord save us all
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avengers shorts
Fanfictionshort stories/chatrooms/ incorrect quotes etc about the avengers. i will be taking requests i do any ships / platonic ships
