avengers shorts

operation sambucky groupchat

this is set in high school btw

members:

natasha- scarybish

wanda- scarletbitch

tony- tincan

steve- americass

clint- katniss

thor- hammertime

bruce- meangreen

vision- toaster

pietro- seethatcoming

'seethatcoming' created a groupchat

'seethatcoming' named the groupchat 'operation sambucky'

scarybish: what the hell is this?

scarletbitch: pietro?

seethatcoming: ok before everyone gets mad im just trying to get two people in love to actually be together

meangreen: what are you talking about?

seethatcoming: sam and bucky. duhhhhh

Katniss:  who the hell is bucky?

tincan: isnt he the one from the emo group?

scarletbitch: we're not emo

tincan: sweetie you look like you live in a hot topic

scarletbitch: you're lucky hela or loki aren't in this chat

hammertime: AHH MY BROTHER AND SISTER

toaster: thor i believe you accidently put caps lock on

tincan: or what? what would they do? smoke weed in my face?

scarybish: tony, play nice

scarletbitch: thankyou tasha

scarybish: dont call me that

scarletbitch: i think you secretly like it :)

scarybish: we sit next to eachother in one lesson. we are not friends.

scarletbitch: i could be so much more than that ;)

seethatcoming: ENOUGH. i dont need to see my sister flirting

katniss: no no carry on. it gives me something i can tease nat about later

americass: can we get back to why we're here?

seethatcoming: thankyou steve. as i was saying sam and bucky have obviously been flirting in the back of miss carters class and i think its about time thry had a little nudge

tincan: they*

scarybish: tony i will hit you

tincan: ill hit you back

katniss: dont worry nat im sure wanda will kiss it better

scarletbitch: ;)

meangreen: how are you sure they like eachother?

toaster: if i may, i believe it is the way bucky and sam interact. they often share quiet jokes and small smiles in the back of the classroom. it is quite possible that they do share feelings of affection for eachother

katniss: what planet are you from?

hammertime: IN HISTORY I AM LEARNING ABOUT A PLANET CALLED ASGARD. IS SEEMS VERY BEAUTIFUL

meangreen: how are we supposed to help them?

tincan: put them in a closet and wait for them to actually come out?

americass: tony

tincan: im serious. are they even gay?

katniss: are you blind? thats like asking if wandas even gay

scarletbitch: that do be truth

toaster: i do not understand the closet joke

seethatcoming: theyre gay. although i do like the idea of closets. WHAT IF WE LOCKED THEM IN ONE TOGETHER

meangreen: that seems a little too much

americass: sorry but theyre both my friends, i dont really want to be involved in locking them away

seetahtcoming: BOO you're boring

scarletbitch: hey im about to go mcdonalds with hela, anybody wanna come?

americass: wanda are you aware we are currently in class

scarletbitch: im skipping duh. anybody wanna come or not

hammertime: YESSS I SHALL COME. TELL MY SISTER I WILL MEET HER BY HER VAN

katniss: can i come, i really want a burger

scarybish: clint dont you dare go with them. i will steal your hearing aid

scarletbitch: dont be such a buzzkill nat come with us. ill even buy you a milkshake

scarybish: FINE. but im not coming for you, im coming because clint cant handle his sugar and i know hes gonna get a coke

seethatcoming: but guys... what about the plan?

tincan: sorry it looks like you're on your own.

seethatcoming: well this was a waste of time