10:30pm
Dear diary, BIG NEWS!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MUST. KEEP. BREATHING!!!!!!
I feel like I am gonna freak out from either the excitement or nervous anticipation after what I found out today, and it's even worse because I'm partly drunk. (For once, it's not because of the Dundies).
I almost lost it on the car ride home, so much that Roy had to pull over and gently tell me to calm down, stay in the present and relax, like he was a Buddhist monk chanting sutras.
Since when has Roy ever RELAXED???? He's a big, buffy fellow with a bold, brazen attitude (see how I put a lot of B's?) C'mon. He's making me MORE stressed out because we have switched places. It's as if I'm Roy and he's the patient, composed, understanding Pam that I am! But shouldn't I be liking that?
Anyway...
I've obviously never done anything like this before, so...
Was this a post-Christmas miracle or not?
I really need to write in here to decide whether I should follow my heart or not.
So, before I get too carried away, here goes.
A DOCUMENTARY CREW IS COMING TO DUNDER MIFFLIN TO FILM US EARLY NEXT YEAR!!!!
IT'S CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WILD! :0 :0 :0
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