7:36am
Good morning, diary. I wasn't planning in writing in you, but...
*squeals*
TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
I'M TWENTY-FIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Mid-twenties, HERE I COMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
You may have already guessed my birthday wish.
Yes, as I blowed out my candles and cut a slice of my Pennsylvania Dutch Butter Cake from the Electric City Bakehouse, my FAVORITE cakery in all of Scranton since childhood - I wished for The Office pilot to get picked up.
(For extra precaution, I made it VERY SPECIFIC that it was directed at Dunder Mifflin. I didn't want the wish to get confused with Wernham Hogg or any other office).
And that's all I need to write. I have to go to work and I don't want to jinx anything.
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Paper Clips and Yoghurt Lids - The Official Diary of Pam Beesly
FanfictionThis diary belongs to Pam Beesly. PSST! I was lucky enough to get hold of Pam Beesly's diary! In here you will find all the EXCLUSIVE juicy details all written by America's beloved receptionist. How did The Office come to be? What unknown scenes DID...
