Fight like a Demon. Dance like a Spider.

A Date with Destiny

When Peter got home he was not expecting to see Tony freaking Stark sitting in his living room like it was the most casual thing in the world. The billionare didn't even acknowledge the dancer until the door was closed and locked.

He felt his heartbeat quicken like this was it for him. He knew that Stark was a smart guy, he might have figured out that he wasn't just Peter Parker. 

"Sorry to hear about your boyfriend, kid. And don't try to say he's not. This place reeks of demonic energy. There are two scenarios running in my head. One, he was obsessed with you and you either weren't faithful or exclusive and he went after anyone you showed special interest too. Or, you were scoping out and luring in his meals. Either way, I don't think he would go that far without taking you with him." The billionare admitted.

Peter wanted to face palm. This couldn't be happening.

"He's not my boyfriend. And no way my place has demon energy. No one's ever in here besides me and my cat. Can you leave now?" Pete acted as calm as he could. 

Cleaning the place was definitely bumped up on the list now. He wanted to get it done soon anyway because he was scared of demon hunter extraordinaire and novice stalker Wade Wilson possibly breaking in. He had no idea that people like Tony Stark would also be a problem. 

Why couldn't life just be easy for a change? 

"Really?" He seemed shocked. It took longer than it should have for Peter to have caught on. Stark thought he fucked up. Maybe he forgot to shower after spending time with his demonic companions. Thought his senses were clouded. 

"Just know that if you try to hide anything Mr. Parker, you'll end up found" Tony said. And with that he was off.

Pete doubted that sentence. He had been hiding forlonger than the last name Stark existed. And now he just wanted to sigh and floo down on his bed but he knew it wasn't an option. He needed to clean. 

He needed to clean because he knew that Stark would be back and if he never did than Wilson would. Nervously the brunet wondered if the exchange would spring the demon hunter into action even faster. Because he was pretty sure that as a demon hunter, you wouldn't be happy if Anthony Stark waltzed right in to the home of someone you were charged with protecting. 

So yeah, it was definitely time to clean. Maybe it would inspire him to design some sort of maid getup for a routine. 

Sorry for the extra short chapter, I promise it's setting up the next one and it should be longer.