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simon is SOOOOO sad now. oh how he mourns. oh how ill he is. he's stuck. stuck in a mental facility with a murder charge, a dead girlfriend, & nothing to do. what on earth happens now?
NOTHING MUCH!
the infirmary workers might zap simon again. he does some yelling. some mentally ill stuff. never know what's wrong with him. he just kinda hallucinates & has panic attacks. but he's fine. everything's great.
but OHhHhhH he's so upset! nowhere to go. nothing to do but sleep & shit & cry or something.
i sure wish something interesting would happen here! gee golly gosh!
but no! nobody ever does anything here! the song is called TIME MACHINE. & yet NOBODY actually does anything with time machines! seriously! c'mon y'all! do something neat! get your heads in the game. write about time travel! do you know how cool this part could be?
but NOOOOO. simon mopes around. he has nightmares & panic attacks & sees people around the corner that aren't there. usually stella. he's so depressed. boooo hooo hooooo.
insert some flashbacks of his life before the murder here.
seriously this part is so bland & boring. at least make a fun escape.
but yes. simon escapes now. he literally just walks out. no nuns come after him. nobody watching the place at night. he just walks out! & apparently has enough time to build an ENTIRE WOODEN RAFT. where does he get the wood from? who fucking knows, bro! remember: following the album is more important than a coherent plot.
literally nothing happens here. it's boring as hell. make it some like... alcatraz shit if you have to. but no. this chapter MUST be boring as hell to read.
simon is now out in the sea. woohoo. finally we can start wrapping this story up.
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"every h:pii fanfic ever"
Humorsimon [various last names] is stuck in [insert location], where he falls in love with some girl & goes a little crazy. that's the story.
