Four bad boys, Ayden, Hayden, Brayden, and Okayden, try to form a school club to learn how to fight their bad boy instincts, or succumb to cliches trying.
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When Ayden's six-pack ap...
A/N: Hey peeps! Creepy Uncle Sam here. Just wanted to share this incredibly adorable fan art by _Maripqxd of Okayden! Go give her some love. She's _paula_mq__ on Instagram!
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Hey, remember when this story was about four buds opening a school club? Good times. How we came from there to being tied up god knows where is a thing of legendary stupidity, and I blame Brayden for this.
"why are you tying me up, step-half-twin bro?" says Brayden, stripped naked save for his undies, in the most stupid thing the author of this cursed story conjured from his mind.
Dark Brayden grabs the sock from my mouth and puts it in Brayden's mouth. Ew, but also, thank you. But mostly ew.
"There. You look better when you shut your trap," says Dark Brayden.
I spit out a wad of lint and regret, catching my breath, which was about to fall off. "Step-half-twin bro? What in the Telemundo bullshit is this?"
Dark Brayden takes the sock out of Brayden's mouth and shoves it back into my mouth. I can feel Brayden's cold saliva. It tastes just like the kimchi cannoli I munched at earlier. Yep, definitely gonna barf soon.
"No talking now, Kitten."
"Kitten?" says Hayden, tied to a chair next to me. Well, was tied to a chair. He flexes with the might of a thousand Terry Crews and snaps the ropes right off, standing up. "Nobody calls my man kitten but me!"
Two huge pepperoni salami hands grab him by the shoulders and shoving him back onto the chair, binding him with duck tape. It has little ducks painted on them. I silently mouth "shoulder spikes" to him.
"Relax, big guy," he says, taking the sock out of my mouth and putting it in Hayden's. His face looks like he's about to puke as well.
"half-step-twin bro, if this is revenge for that one time i changed your shampoo for bull milk as a prank because i know you're vegan," says Brayden, "well, get over it. it was a dope prank."
