An: September 10th was the hags birthday so birthday special.
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Boredom.
She didnt know what to do. Even though it was her birthday, Vickers was out for a meeting and Baker was... doing whatever Baker does in his freetime... So now what.
She doesnt have any kids to call, her parents are dead, she old and doesn't have any friends, so she picked the most logical thing any lonely person would do.
Bdsm.
(IM ACTUALLY CRYING KDBDJDXB)
She undressed and searched her closet. She pulled out 2. She opened the bigger one, revealing ugly lingere. It was not cute. Igly.
She dressed into one and opened the other box. Toys... lots and lots of toys.
She had everything. Strap ons, uhh dildos, vibrators, leashes, ropes, gags, blind folds, chains, whips, lubricants, lotions, sounding tools, anal toys, FUCK, everything.
(BDIDBDJD)
She smirked and brought it up to the bed. Even tho shes flabby, small and old, shes really strong. She kind of has to be if shes a PE teacher.
She began tying the ropes to each leg of the bed, making sure each one was tight. (i wanna die 😭)
She put a condom on one of her anal pieces. Yeah a condom. She doesnt clean her ass. Wouldnt want to get shit on her favourite toy.
She lubed it and stuck it in, a few flakes of dried poo falling down and onto the bed. She attached some clip on to her... not even boobs... they look like... ziploc bags filled half ways with jello.
She pulled out her laptop to film it all. She positioned it on the center bottom point directly towards her.
She then positioned herself on the bed and began tying the ropes around her limbs, leaving one hand free for Vickers. She pressed play with her long, hair, green, infected toe. not even toe, it was her toe nail that hit the space bar first by 2 inches.
She looked at the alarm clock next to the bed, 2:48 pm. His meeting is over meaning he would be home any second.
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"TELL ME WHY! AINT NOTHING BUT A HEART BREAK! TELL ME WHYY! I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAYY~ I WANT IT THAT A-WAY!" he let his heart into singing that last line.
The Backstreet Boys were his comfort. If the boy band knew about this sick man and his sick tendencies, theyd probably gouge out there eyes and tear there finger nails off.
"Fuck" he whispered to himself as he pulled into his driveway. He always hated coming home from a long day. He knew kennel had nothing to do so she would always want to do something... different...!
He unlocked the door, "Kennel~," He called.
"In here boo boo~" she moaned.
Vickers punched the air aggresivley and silently screamed, not wanting to be there. He walked down the hall and into the bedroom.
His eyebrows went so far up thwy werent even on his forehead anymore. His eyez looked like they were gonna pop out.
He screamed so high pitched, the bedroom window shattered. He threw his arms in the air and ran.
That actually made a grown man cry.
And thats how they got a divorce.
i triple dog dare you to make fanart. :[
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RomantizmKennel is a new PE teacher at South Middle school. She falls deeply inlove with another teacher. The only thing stopping her from being with him is shes married. Baker x kennel PLS DONT READ IT 😭 this is a fanfic about our ugky crusty gym teacher...
