Crocodile x fem reader (Enemies to Lovers)

Punk Hazzard

"Tch of course you just had to show out" Crocodile scoffed seeing me walk up to the jet heels clacking hair laid nails done and new pair of glasses "Stop hating because I'm beautiful you ugly rat" I said as I walked up the stairs "I am not ugly!" He yelled after me "sure your not ugly" I smirked as I seen him run after me "YOU CANT HURT ME!" I yelled as I went to hide behind a seat "OH YES I CAN!" He said as he pulled out his gun "Then I can too" I smirked as I pulled mines from the strap on my leg "I always come prepared" I snickered as I took aim

"Boss calm down" Daz said "Madame Y/n please put the gun away" my assistant said "Tch he started it" I rolled my eyes as I put my gun away "why should I?" Crocodile yelled "because we are about to do take off and you two had an agreement" Daz frowned. "Damn woman" he growled as he put his gun away.

"Madame your coffee" my assistant Walter said "thank you" I said as I kept reading Ceaser's file "Smile..." I thought aloud "where have I heard of this before" I said, "these numbers of production is too big for just one factory there's more than one place producing them" I said as I stood up from my seat pacing the room "Smile..." I thought out loud as I fidgeted with my pen "If he's producing for Doflamingo then that means... THE OTHER FACTORY IS IN DRESSROSA!" I said "SHUT UP!" Crocodile yelled

"I found where the other factory is at!" I yelled "Where?" He mumbled "Dressrosa where Doflamingo lives" I huffed "isn't that where you were raised?" Walter said "sure is" I scoffed as I sat back in my seat "Hold on a minute" Crocodile got up from his seat in the back "You" he pointed "where raised in Dressrosa" he said "Yeah?" I blinked "You didn't know about my relationship with Doflamingo?" I said "What relationship??" He yelled "he raised me" I said "WHATTTTT" he placed his hands on his head

"Yeah" I murmured "what? How? What??" He scrunched up his face "unfortunately yes, if I did actually like him I wouldn't be helping you" I rolled my eyes "You don't like the person that raised you?" He blinked "that's a dumb question" I frowned at my increasing headache "Doflamingo sucks ass okay? He's a terrible person no matter how good he raised me. He's a dark and trashy person, I've seen him do his worst and I don't want any part of it plus he killed my family so I have reason to hate him"

"You do know that he'll kill you right?" Crocodile raised an eyebrow "Maybe maybe not" I shrugged "he does consider me family but- he'll still kill family"

"Madame Y/n we'll be approaching Punk Hazzard in 5 hours" Walter said "5 hours perfect that means I can get at least 3 hours of sleep! Now go away Crocodile I need my beauty sleep. I would say you should get some too but there's no fixing that face" I yawned "THATS IT!" He tried to strangle me but Daz and Walter were holding him back "NO LET ME KILL HER!" He yelled "SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!" I angrily yelled "SCREW YOUR SLEEP!" He yelled "SCREW YOU CROCODILE!" I yelled "SCREW YOU Y/N!" He yelled back.

3 Hours later
"Ahhhh what a nice nap" I stretched when I went to scratch my face I felt something cold and fluffy hit my face "Shaving cream?" my eye brow twitch. I grabbed a napkin to wipe off my face before I would brutally murder Crocodile. I stood up from my seat grinning like a fool when I walked over to the back where Crocodile was sitting with a newspaper over his face while he was loudly snoring.

I had a evil grin plastered on my face, I turned back around walking to the bathroom with a big water bottle in my hand. I came back smirking mischievously as I poured the water over his face "ARGGHGHHHHGGHFGHGGGGHG" he yelled as he tried to block the water from hitting his face "Paybacks a b*tch" I laughed as I seen him pulling the wet newspaper down from his face glaring at me with tic marks on his forehead and his veins popping out.

"Oops sorry the turbulence made me spill the water on you" I cooed when he suddenly splashed water on me. My jaw dropped seeing him smirking "payback's a b*tch" he smirked as he water dripped down his face "You bastard" I hissed then I seen him look down at my shirt and his eyes widened. I looked down too and seen that my bra was visible "YOU PERVERT!" I yelled as covered up my chest "WHAT NO YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG IDEA!" He embarrassedly yelled