Crocodile x fem reader (Enemies to Lovers)

Mr and Misses

I woke up feeling very well rested, I sat up looking around and didn't see Crocodile "early bird" I groaned as I got up rubbing my eyes as I walked into the kitchen, "breakfast-uh" I looked at Crocodile who was standing in the kitchen shirtless "Nothing for you-" he turned around with wide eyes "what?" I blushed as I looked down and my pajama shirt was half way off "oops" I said "OOPS THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY?" He yelled "well what do you want me to do?" I glared "Fix your clothes geez" he looked away "then you put on some clothes" I crossed my arms.

"I do have on clothes!" He yelled "I see a half naked man standing in the kitchen" I made a straight line with my lips "It doesn't count for men" he rolled his eyes "okay then! Then it doesn't count for women" I said as I started to pull my shirt up, I seen him take a quick peek before he ran over to me "WHAT'RE YOU DOING STOP THAT!" He yelled as he pulled my shirt back down "HEY!" I glared "Stop it!" He yelled "okay I'll stop if you cook me breakfast" I smirked "Why?" He frowned and I started to lift my shirt up again "OKAY OKAY I WILL JUST STOP!" He yelled and there was a pink tint on his cheeks "YAY" I giggled.

"Tch so annoying" he frowned as he got to work and I sat at the table quietly watching him cook our food "So Mr. Jones" I teased "What is on the agenda for today" I said "Well Mrs. Urchin we have to go to those fighting rinks" he smirked "that's why my boobs are bigger than yours" I muttered under my breath "what?" He looked at me "I said that's fine" I rolled my eyes.

"Come watch some romance movies with me!" I yelled "no" he said "yes! I don't know a damn thing about romance!" I frowned "then that's your problem" he said as he lit his cigar "Too bad your watching one with me" I smirked.

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!" The tv said "I LOVE YOU TOO!" The man on the tv said "this is so cheesy" I groaned "very cheesy" Crocodile sighed, then I started making kissy faces at him "quit doing that it makes you even uglier" he pulled his face back *intense make out scene + explicit content* "WHERE'S THE REMOTE?" I yelled "I DONT KNOW YOU HAD IT!" Crocodile yelled.

"Mr. and Misses Jones right this way" the man said as he led us to a VIP guest room "Thank you" I said as we walked down the hallway to the room

"Sir may I insist on some complementary women?" The man said "Hell no my husband is very faithful" I scoffed as I pushed my shades down "S-sorry ma'am!" The man quickly ran away "Nice acting" Crocodile snickered "I'm a wonderful wife" I pushed my hair behind my ear smirking "Whatever" he said as he looked out the window "Who the hell has red hair?" Crocodile growled "red head?" I looked out the window to see Kid "That's Eustass Kid" I said "Ohhh" I said as he won the match "I got the perfect idea" I smirked

"Wow you look so hot" a girl said as I walked past her "thank you" I flashed a smile "Oh by the way where's Kid staying at?" I asked "down the hall to your left he'll definitely want you to come in" the girl winked "Oh I'm sure he will" I said as I walked down the hallway heels clacking and hair swaying

*knock knock* I smirked and someone else opened the door "What do you want whore?" The tall man said "I'm here to entertain Kid" I smiled "Take off the mask" he said "but it's all part of the act" I grinned "do it" he glared "Fine" I said as I kicked him across his face sending him to the ground. "Who's the whore again?" I frowned as I put my foot on his face "What the hell??" Kid ran over "We need to talk" I frowned "Who the hell are you??" He yelled as he seen his buddy on the floor bleeding "Someone who can pay you a lot of money" I smirked as I stepped over the guys body closing the door behind me.

"Y/N??" He yelled as I took my mask off "shut up I'm under cover dumbass" I glared "What do you want." He frowned "Tell me what you know about smile?" I glared "Smile? That drug?" He said as he sat on the couch "Yes who is Doflamingo working with" I said "Wait a minute aren't you his daughter?" Kid asked "I never said that I was he goes around saying that. And the media believes that I am since he spoiled me so much as a child" I said and he nodded "I see, first what's in it for me?" He smirked as he licked his lips eyeing me. I chuckled as I sat on his lap "Money or nothing take it or leave it asshole" I whispered in his ear