Crocodile x fem reader (Enemies to Lovers)

Love on the brain

"Madame Y/n" Walter blinked "thank you" I said as he helped me out my car, "Woahhh" some guy off the street said as pulled out his phone "Madame you look amazing in a suit" Walter said as he took my bags "Thank you" I flashed a smile

"Look at her!" I heard whisperers as I walked down the hallway "So hot boss is lucky!" A man said. "Woah Y/n" Daz said as he passed me "What?" I said "You look good" he blinked "oh thanks" I smiled as I kept walking

"Crocodile" I smirked as I took my glasses off "What-" he looked pale "and who said that I couldn't pull off wearing a suit?" I said as I walked towards him. I was wearing a blazer with nothing under it and matching pants with red bottoms with my hair down "H- how" he sat astonished "Well Crocodile" I teased "A woman can do just as much as a man" I smirked as I sat on his desk "Tch get off" he growled "Ummm no" I teased "Kidding" I said as I hopped off. "Walter" I called "Madame" he said "cancel our schedule for today" I smirked "as you wish" he bowed before leaving

"I'm a very busy man Y/n" he growled "I am too a very busy woman but today we are taking a break from all of that" I said as I put my glasses back on "Let's go" I smiled.

"Why are we here" he frowned "because they are adorable" I said as I signed off my name "This way Madame" the lady said as she led us to a private room. "Thank you" I said "it'll be just a minute we are getting them ready" she lady said as she closed the door behind her. "Tch" Crocodile sat on the couch "this will be very stress reliving" I giggled as I sat next to him "I hardly believe that" he said as he crossed his arms over his chest

"Here you go" the lady handed me a baby bananwani "I'm going to die of a cuteness overload!" I said as I held the baby "Hmph"he held it up eyeing the baby wani "Hi there" I cooed, "Crocodile no! That's not how you do it!" I glared at him "then how do I do it??" He frustratedly yelled "you have to smile and talk to him" I said "no" he frowned. "Your so cute" I cooed at I pet the top of the baby wani's head and then he started licking me "Awww I love you too" I smiled *grrrrr* "AHAHAHAHAHAHA HE DOESNT LIKE YOU!" I laughed as the baby wani that Crocodile was holding started growling at him "Tch I don't like you either" he said to the wani

"Aww jealous? You want some love too Crocodile" I snickered "no" he said "too bad" I said as I raised the baby wani to his face and he started licking him "HEY!" He yelled "Aww he likes you" I smiled "Hmph" he calmed back down staring at the baby wani and his face softened.

"Now to the next place" I said as I unlocked my car "Why can't we just go back to the office" he groaned as he got into the small car "AND THIS CAR IS TOO SMALL!" He yelled "your just too big" I scoffed "At least I'm not short like you" he hissed "at least I can actually fit into a car" I yelled. "Being bigger gives you an advantage" he smirked "actually dumbass being smaller does. You can literally sneak around unnoticed and being small means that your cute. I can literally hide in your coat and no one would know" I said as I drove off.

"How do I look?" I said as I posed "Terrible" he frowned, I frowned at him walking back into the dressing room "How about now?" I smirked "just as ugly as the other" he scoffed "Tch meanie" I said as I went back in "now?" I grinned "N-no" he said as he looked me up and down "Tch I'm getting it anyways" I scoffed "Here try this on" he smirked as he threw a hoodie at me "Now that's... that's just mean" I frowned.

Crocodile's POV
"Dammit Y/n" I yelled over the stack of bags that she had sat on top of me "there's not enough room in my trunk!" She said "You shouldn't have bought this much stuff in the first place!" I yelled "well you weren't much of a help anyways" she rolled her eyes. Ughhh this woman is getting on my nerves, she brought me to all these places to relive stress