I'm Not Insane... (VanossGaming + H2ODelirious Fanfic)

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"Alright I'll talk to you once you get every thing sorted." Evan said. "Please text me when you land."

"Yeah I know." I grabbed my suit case. I was at the airport with Evan, I was running sorta late. The plane could take off at any moment.

"Well, bye babe." He said as I closed the trunk.

"Babe?" I stopped.

He smirked at me. "Yeah."

"No, I'll see you later babe." I said. What a lame comeback. I could hear Evan laughing, but I walked off. That's not how I wanted to say goodbye.

I had to rush to make the flight. I barely got on it before the announcement to buckle your seat belts came on. Within 5 minutes on my flight I realized how much I missed Evan, but I managed to shake it off and fall asleep. I'll see him in a couple of weeks anyway

"Sir?" I was woken up. A lady with long black hair was talking to me. I didn't even notice her when I sat down in my seat. I had the window seat, and this lady was in the middle seat next to me.

"Yes?"

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were asleep. I just wanted to talk to you."

She looked familiar. "Jennifer?"

She smiled and nodded. "Yeah, Nice to see you again John."

"It's Jonathan." I said. Godamnit. Why is she on a air plane to the United States?

"Sorry." She replied again.

"I thought you had a job as a doctor, why are you on this flight?"

"I have been offered a job in America. It's kind of a complicated mess, but I've bought a house and I'm starting my new job as soon as I get there. Why are you in this flight?"

None of your business. "I live in America."

"Oh, what were you doing in Canada? I thought your dad got into a car wreck?"

"Ethan's not my dad, I was visiting a friend and he was my taxi driver."

"Oh I see."

I pulled out my phone hoping she would get the hint that I didn't want to talk to her.

"So why didn't you ever reply to my texts?" She asked. Godamnit.

"Oh, sorry about that. I fell asleep, I've been tired and a little stressed." I said, which was the truth. I continued to scroll threw Twitter on my phone.

"It's alright, I can understand." She finally went silent. "That's a lot of Twitter messages, are you like a celebrity or something?" Oh my god. Why is she looking over my shoulder?

"Yeah, you can say that."

"Like a YouTuber right?" Oh no. She can't-

"Your H2O Delirious!"

"What?" I said in my most confused voice as I could. No. No. No, she can not find out my face. Fuck.

"I knew that was Vanoss, the moment I saw you guys. I almost fangirled when you said your name was Jonathan." Oh shit. Shit. Fuck.

"What are you talking about?" I'm not fucking ready for the world to see my face.

I saw her face fall. Is this somehow working? "You've got to be H2O Delirious, I just saw your Twitter."

"Well yeah, but do you even know how Twitter works? Those tweets weren't all talking to me." I showed her a top trending thing on Twitter about some movie. I clicked on a random users profile. "This is my profile." I showed her for about half a second. "I'm not some celebrity." Please fucking buy that shit.

"But why were you with Vanoss?"

"Vanoss? That guy at the hospital was my friend, David."

"David?"

I nodded. "And why were you looking at my phone?"

"Sorry." She said.

Holy shit. I'm a genius. How in the world did she buy that shit?

"I probably look like a total Bitch now." She said.

Yep. I didn't say anything. I wish I can change seats. What if she takes a picture while I sleep or some shit?

"I'm really sorry. This guy H2O Delirious, he's like a comedian and he makes videos on the internet which are hilarious, but he hasn't shown his face yet. I've been a big fan for a long time and I totally thought you were him. I'm so stupid, you don't even sound much like him. I jump to conclusions a lot, and your David friend and Vanoss are both Asians with almost the same hair and-"

"Yeah I got it. I've had a rough week and I'm going to go back to sleep." I snapped at her. Since you woke me up. I turned my back to her and faced the widow. Hook, line and sinker. I thought with a smile. I don't know how I managed to do that. In a way this was my first fan meet up. Weird. I took a quick glance at Jennifer. She was on her phone, with ear buds in. I looked back out the window. I can't believe she bought that.