I'm Not Insane... (VanossGaming + H2ODelirious Fanfic)

The Video

The next morning I was eating a bowl of cereal when Evan texted me.

'Delirious video call me when you can' Was all Evan's text said.

I quickly finished my cereal and I went to my computer and called Evan.

He picked up right away. "Delirious? Where have you been?"

"Great." I yawned.

Evan made a small chuckle. "Where have you been, Delirious?"

"Oh, I don't know, at my house." I said smiling at my own mistake.

"With Cartoonz?"

"What about Cartoonz?"

"A picture of you two went viral."

"Oh fuck, it did? That bitch." I mumbled but then I realized. "Wait, Evan, it's not what it looks like."

"It's not what it looks like?" He mocked me. "Brilliant, Jonathan. It's not like everyone says that when it really is what it looks like!" He said in a very sarcastic, mad voice.

"Evan, Cartoonz is my best friend. That bitch, Jennifer-"

"I don't want to hear it."

The call ended. I instantly hit the call button to try to recall him even thought I knew he wasn't going to pick up. I listened to the call ring until it dropped. No.

I pushed my chair away from my computer. God damnit. I picked up my phone and I started texting Evan.

'Evan Cartoonz saw Jennifer coming to my house and he pushed me onto the couch to try to hide me. He was being fucking stupid. We didn't do anything. Jennifer just happened to take a photo at the wrong angle. I know it sounds like bullshit but it's the truth.'

I sent the text. I haven't even seen the picture yet. I really hope Evan calms down. I quickly opened Twitter on my computer and looked at my notifications. Everything seemed normal at first but I scrolled down and I saw the photo. It definitely looked like Cartoonz was laying on top of me and that we were kissing. Shit. I completely understand Evan. What do I do?

My eyes landed on the video camera I had bought last night. I took it out of the box and hooked it up to my computer without a problem. I opened up my recording software and switched to my camera. Myself came on my screen, the video had very poor lighting, but I was there. I got up and turned on a couple lights and sat back down. Better, but you could see a ton of random crap in the background. I shrugged it off and hovered my mouse over the record button. Wait. I opened up google chrome and went to youtube.

'Vanoss face reveal' I typed. The first video that came up was Evan's ALS ice bucket challenge.

"Hey guys, my name is Evan, most of you guys probably know me by the channel name: VanossGaming, and today-" I paused the video. Woah that's way too fast for me.

'Wildcat face reveal' I typed and clicked on the first video that came up.

"What's up guys!" An awkward pause and a small laugh from Tyler which made me laugh with him. "What's up! Its Wildcat. This is me. This is what I look like. Here come all the comments-" I paused the video again. I don't quiet want it to be that awkward.

I went back to youtube. I know Lui and Nogla kinda showed their faces from the beginning. It would have been nice to do that from the beginning.

'Moo snuckel face reveal'

A deep breath by Brock. "Hi." His video outro came on. I grinned. I wish I could do that. His outro went away and he started talking again but I exited out of google crome. I'm just procrastinating now. I switched back to my recording software and hit the record button before I could talk myself out of it.

"Hey guys." I said with a smile. "This is me. This is H2O Delirious. I know you guys have been waiting a while for my face and well here it is." I paused myself, trying to get all my thoughts together. "Some of you might have actually saw my face before, and that's actually why I'm making this video to kind of make it official. Some people might not even know what I'm talking about. I'll, um, edit the picture right here." I pointed in the air to my left. "This picture was taken of me asleep on a plane. I was doing some traveling and I happened to sit by a fan who happens to live right down the road from me now." I said laughing. "So that's pretty great." Should I say something about the Cartoonz picture? How can I explain that? I also want to talk about the trip to California. I just ended the recording. There's a lot of things I want to talk about but it's just not the right time.

I picked up my phone and texted Wildcat. 'Hey is it alright to talk about the California trip and promise to record in real life videos?' I sent. 'I decided to do a face reveal video.'

'Yeah, that's exactly what I want to do. Don't let the hate comments get to you on your video. Trust me one hate comment is almost equal to a hundred good comments' Wildcat sent back. I remember when he posted his own reveal video, he was talking about how bad the comments were and when we looked at them there were like maybe four or five hate comments.

'Yeah, I'm not going to pull a Wildcat' I sent back.

'Fuck off' He replied back and I laughed.

I went back to my computer and pressed record again. "Another thing I want to talk about is a road trip, guys! I'm proud to be the first person to talk about this. Me and my fiends have rented out a house in LA for a week. That's right me, Wildcat, Vanoss, Lui, Brock, Marcel, Brian, Cartoonz, Miniladd, Nogla, and, and... I think that's all. A few people can't make it such as RacingCats or SilentDroidd. But that's going to be like 10 of us all in one house and we are all going to try to make some real life skits or vlogs for you guys. This is all going to happen in two weeks so get ready, guys. It's going to be great." I said and laughed. I started to stop the recording but I stopped myself.

"I also want to talk about this picture." I said, pointing to my left again. "This went viral recently along with the plane picture." I rolled my eyes. "The same fan took a picture of this, and this is me and Cartoonz." I took a deep breath. "What had happened was Cartoonz came over for a visit and he saw that the fan who lived near us was coming to our door. Cartoonz being a fucking idiot wanted to hide us for some reason so that fucker pushed me onto the couch and we ended up like that when the fan opened the door. We are not dating." I made quotation fingers around the words dating. "Like you fans out there like to think, Cartoonz has his own girlfriend and I'm actually seeing someone." I can't believe I'm saying this. "I might show you guys who I'm dating at the beach house."

I ended the recording and re watched all of it. Sounds great. I edited all the pictures into it and added my intro and my outro. It was about a four minute video in all, pretty short. I opened up my Skype messages and sent Evan the video.

He called me a few minutes later. "Hey." I said, answering the call. I realized that Skype had automatically connected to my web camera and had my video on. Evan had his video on too.

"Hey, sorry for getting mad earlier,"

"It's fine, I would do the same."

"Well, um, are you sure that's all it was?"

"Yes, Evan. Why would I cheat on you? Why do people even cheat in the first place?"

"I don't know. You did your face reveal so causally."

"That's what I was going for."

"I'm not sure our viewers are ready for us to reveal our relationship tho." Evan said with a laugh.

"Yeah, probably not."

"Yeah I guess we'll see. I can't wait to see you in person again. All of you guys. It's so lonely up here."

"Yeah I can't wait to get away from this Jennifer."

"Want to record some call of duty prop hunt?"

"Yeah, just do me and favor and don't invite Seananners." I said, joking. Evan laughed.

We called some people and played with some of the other guys almost all day until night came. After we ended the recording session and everyone went to sleep, I uploaded the video and went to bed. I hope the comments will be decent. I thought as I drifted off to sleep.