I'm Not Insane... (VanossGaming + H2ODelirious Fanfic)

Never Trust Nanners

Evan called everyone. "Hey, sorry we're late." He said. He turned on my computer for me.

"What have you two been doing alloooone?" SeaNanners asked. Damn it. Why did Wildcat have to tell Nanners I was at Evan's house?

I felt myself blushing. I'm so bad at hiding my expressions on my face. Thank god for this mask.

"None, of your fucking business, Nanners." I said.

"Why don't you tell us?" SeaNanners asked again. "Hmmm?"

"You can't tell Nanners anything, he will use it against your mind and then kill you." I said, trying to change the subject.

"Ah, but you have much to learn, young grasshopper, I don't simply kill you, I-" Nanners started.

"Yea, he fucking murders the shit out of you and you don't realize until the next fucking round, he does not simply fucking kill you." Wildcat said, we all laughed.

I looked up at Evan. He was trying to get his mic into place, but did he have a slight bit of redness on his cheeks? I quickly shook it off and went back to setting up the computer, even if his cheeks were red, it was probably from laughing.

"Alright, how about me and Vanoss on one team and you guys on the other?" I asked when we were all ready and recording prop hunt.

"Yea! We are going to so freaking win!" Wildcat said.

"Hey, hey, hey it's not about, winning. It's about-" Evan tried to say.

"You better not say that, because we are going to fucking win." I said and Evan laughed.

All in all it was a pretty close game. Wildcat and SeaNanners did win, but SeaNanners noclipped a couple of times.

"Nanners, your never hosting the fucking sever ever again." Evan said, trying to shoot Nanners who was a tiny rock flying around him, I watched his face from my computer. He finally hit him, and yelled "YEA!" He smiled and looked up at me, I quickly looked back down and he laughed.

"You still have to find me, motherfucker, tick tock." Said Wildcat.

"Delirious don't just sit there, help me find Wildcat." Evan said to me.

"Wha- I'M DEAD!" I said, laughing.

"From what?"

"I don't know, I saw a rock fly threw the air and I shot a bomb." I said back.

"Alright, give me a hint, since Nanners cheated." Evan said.

"No way, Wildcat is long-" Nanners started to say but then a barrel ran across the bottom of Evan's screen. "AHHAHA RUN!" He screamed laughing.

"AAAAAAHH!" Wildcat ran and Evan just calmly followed him, laughing.

"Where are you going BARREL!?!" Evan shouted as he threw a bomb and Wildcat died. We all laughed as the 'hunters win' text came on the screen.

This went on for a pretty long time but we finally said bye to them at 11 and shutdown everything. "What now?" I asked.

"I don't know, I'm kind of hungry."

"How about a movie and popcorn?" I suggested.

"Yea, that sounds good, we can edit all this tomorrow." I sighed. Always thinking about youtube.

I went back to the living room and turned on the tv to see if anything was on. A horror movie was coming on in 30 minutes. Sounds good at 11:30 at night. I changed it to that channel and checked my phone.

I had gotten a text from an unknown number. 'Hey you two, don't get too crazy tonight ;) -Adam' That son of a bitch. I wonder if he sent Evan the same thing.

'How the fuck did you get my number, Nanners?' I texted back, adding the number to my contacts.

'I have my ways... MUHAHA' Why does he have to be so damn creepy all the time? Wildcat probably gave him all our numbers.

Evan came back with a big bowl of popcorn and 2 cokes.

"Where's the weed?" I joked.

Evan laughed. "I don't know if your serious or not." He said. Come on! These jokes aren't funny, I'm not some weird psycho who murders people. I'm your friend, who've you gamed with for years.

"What are we watching?"

"Carrie." I said.

"The horror movie?"

"Yea, why? Are you scared of a movie?" I asked, smiling.

"No."

He sat the popcorn down and pulled out the couch into a bed.

"Are there any blankets? I'm freezing." I asked.

"Yea, there's one, but it's mine."

"What? Who says?"

"Your wearing jeans, I have on shorts, logic."

"That's not fair." I said, trying to steal it. We ended up sharing the blanket, which I didn't mind.

The movie was really good, but Evan jumped at every jump scare. I laughed at him when he jumped really bad and popcorn fell all over the couch. "Agh, Shut up." He said, picking up all the popcorn. I stopped laughing and helped him and at one point our hands brushed against each other's. It was probably only for a second, but it felt like forever to me. Did he do that on purpose? God, I hope he did. But he never said anything, or even look at me.

"What's next?" He asked yawning, after the movie was over. I picked up the remote.

"Some stupid movie about a dolphin." I said. "You want to do something else?" I asked, but he had already fell asleep.

I sighed and got up. I put our cups and the popcorn bowl in the sink and went looking for toothpicks. I really hate it when popcorn gets stuck in my teeth. I opened up a cabin and it was full of towels and blankets. He told me there was only one. I smiled. I grabbed them and went back to the living room.

I looked at him, sleeping there. He looked so peaceful. I turned off the tv and put a second blanket over him. I got back on the couch-bed with him. It felt so much warmer with these blankets. I listened to Evan's breathing. So calm. I yawned.

I should probably get to my bed, before I fall asleep with him. But, just one more minute...