I'm Not Insane... (VanossGaming + H2ODelirious Fanfic)

The House

I couldn't sleep at all that night, at two in the morning I got up and went to my computer.

'Like if you would have been ok with Delirious's face, no matter what it looked like.' Was the first comment with 908 likes.

Holy shit. Nine hundred and eight people. Almost a thousand of my subscribers, and this video hasn't even been up for a day. I grinned and took a screenshot. I almost don't want to look at the rest of the comments.

'Finally Delirious! God job man!' Was the next comment, from Miniladd with 234 likes. Yeah, good job that I'm doing what everyone else has already done.

'Yes! It's about time Delirious!' Was the next one.

'I knew Delirious would look like this. I totally called it.'

I stopped myself from looking at anymore comments. One hate comment and I know I'll never forget it. It's best not to even look. Nine hundred and eight people like you, Delirious. I shut down my computer and tried to go back to sleep.

~2 weeks later :)~

"Road trip!" Cartoonz yelled as he got into the passenger seat of my car.

"We're just driving to the airport." I got into the driver seat and we pulled out of my driveway. Cartoonz watched Jennifer's house like a hawk as as we passed it. "Dude, it's fine." I said. "You don't think she's going to follow us or some shit?"

"I'm just making sure. I hate that bitch."

"Well relax a bit? This is going to be an amazing week." I said and drove to the airport.

We flew to LA and got inside a taxi which reminded me of Ethan. This taxi driver didn't say a word the whole ride. We pulled into the biggest house I've ever seen.

"Holy shit." Cartoonz said, he had his vlog camera out and had it pointed at the house.

The house was almost more like a hotel than a house. From the outside it was white with huge windows and a water fountain outside. It was like a rich person's mansion in the movie's. There was a pickup truck parked outside of the house, which looked totally out of place. Wildcat or Tyler came out of the front doors of the place with the biggest grin on his face. Me and Cartoonz stepped out of the taxi and grabbed our luggage.

"Welcome to the crib!" Tyler yelled with a laugh. "Isn't this fucking amazing!"

"Hell yeah man!" Cartoonz said, still filming. "Would you like to take us and our viewers on a tour of the house?" He pointed the camera at Tyler.

"Why not? Welcome! I'm your tour guide, Wildcat. Our camera man over here is Cartoonz. I was sad to find out he's actually not a cartoon, he's a fucking faker, and hey! Who's this guy?" Wildcat pointed at me.

"Yeah, Mr. face reveal over here?" Cartoonz pointed the camera at me and I smiled.

"Daithi here." I said in my best Nogla impression and I crossed my eyes. We all laughed. "No, actually it's H2O Delirious." I said and waved.

"H2O Delirious. He's a fucking faker too, he's not actually water." Tyler said.

"Well you're not a wildcat." Cartoonz said.

We all looked at Tyler who was just staring at the camera, silent. "Well true." He mumbled after a while and went inside the house. Me and Cartoonz chuckled then followed him.

"This is the living room." Wildcat said, throwing up his hands. "We've got this flatscreen tv, hooked up to an xbox."

Cartoonz walked over to the xbox. "Woah, look at all this new games." He started holding up xbox game cases to the camera.

I stopped paying attention to the tour and I took my suitcase with me to the nearest staircase. I walked up the stairs and entered a long hallway. I opened the first door to my left and saw it was a small bedroom with a bed in it. I opened the next one to a bathroom and the one after that was a closet. I went down the hallway, opening bedroom doors until I came across a bedroom that was twice the size of the other bedrooms. Perfect. I threw my bag onto the bed and started unpacking.

"And this is the upstairs!" I heard Tyler yell after a while. He and Cartoonz were coming up here. I just finished unpacking my laptop when they entered my room. "And this is the master bed ro- Hey? Who said you could take the master bed room?"

"I did, motherfucker." I said and grinned at the camera.

"Well whoever's getting the guest bedroom downstairs is fucked." Tyler said to himself with a laugh. "Well that concludes our tour of our house." He said to the camera and waved.

Cartoonz turned the camera back on him and waved to it. "I'm going to be vlogging a lot of the time here guys! Any last words Delirious?" He pointed the camera at me.

I waved. "Subscribe to H2O Delirious!"

"Don't. Subscribe to I am wildcat instead." Wildcat grabbed the video and turned it on himself. We laughed and Cartoonz stopped filming.

"What do you mean whoever gets the downstairs guest room is fucked? That room looked really nice." Cartoonz said.

Tyler laughed. "Because it's directly under this one. You can practically hear every little sound someone makes, and with you and Evan..."

"Oh shut up Tyler." I said and walked out of the room. As soon as I did the doorbell rang.

"That's more people!" Tyler said running past me. We all raced downstairs. Cartoonz cut on his vlog camera as Tyler opened the door to Miniladd.

"What up Craig?" Cartoonz said and pointed the camera at him. He made a peace sign at the camera and came inside.

"What up bitches." He said with a grin. "Cut off the camera. This is vacation I don't want to see another one of those until next week."

Cartoonz put the camera down. I saw a taxi pull up behind Mini. Lui and Nogla got out of it. We all exchanged greetings and went into the house.

We played a split screen call of duty match, until Marcel, Brock and Brian showed up. This was everyone accept for Evan. I put down my controller and went into the kitchen.

'Hey where are you?' I texted Evan.

A few minutes later he replied back that his flight had been delayed and he wasn't going to make it until the next morning. God damnit.

"Delirious! We need your help, your making our team lose! Get back over here!" Nogla yelled at me from the living room. I ran back to the guys and we continued to play call of duty for hours.

We later finally ended the game and everyone went to choose their own rooms. I grinned as Nogla entered the downstairs guest room. Of course he would be the one to sleep there. There were so many bedrooms upstairs that almost all the guys had a bed. Brock and Marcel had been the last people to choose rooms and there was only one left, so they agreed to put both their stuff in that room and switch out sleeping on the couch every night.

It was midnight when I went to bed and I was pretty surprised that we were all going to bed this early. I guess we were all tired from the flights. I can't fucking wait for Evan to hurry up and get here.