I'm Not Insane... (VanossGaming + H2ODelirious Fanfic)

A Mistake

I opened the door to see Cartoonz. He pushed past me and got inside my house without a word. He shut the door and locked it, then looked out the window blinds.

I cleared my throat to get his attention.

"Sorry, it's Jennifer again." He said and I joined him at the window.

"You're way too paranoid." I said and rolled my eyes.

"I don't trust that bitch." Cartoonz said.

"Well, you shouldn't, she released the picture of my face somehow." I said.

"What? What are you going to do about it?"

"I'm going to make a face reveal video."

"What? No, you shouldn't let that bitch decide when to reveal your face-"

"It's fine. This is like the push I needed anyway. I have to show my face sometime, and I don't want to lie to my subscribers." I pulled out my phone and opened Twitter. "They already know." I held my phone up to him.

He took my phone and looked at my Twitter feed. "This makes me so fucking mad."

"Well don't be mad, you're acting like a Dad. I wouldn't be surprised if you threatened Jennifer."

"Well I should be acting like a dad because your acting like a child. This is not ok, and what if I did?"

"What?"

"What if I did threaten her-"

"Thats like against the law!"

"To tell a person to stay off private property? I don't think so." Cartoonz practically yelled in my face.

I realized that me and Cartoonz had been slowly moving towards each other. We both hand our hands clenched in fists and were both tensed up. Almost like we were going to fight. I relaxed my shoulders and backed away. "Sorry, I've been a little stressed." Cartoonz said, relaxing as well. We've been friends way too long to fight over something this stupid.

"Why? You should really leave the whole Jennifer thing alone."

"Well, I can't."

"You're such a weirdo."

"She's fucking coming this way." He said, and flipped the light switch, leaving us in darkness. Complete darkness. I couldn't see a thing because it was still early in the morning and the window blinds were closed in my small living room.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked.

"SHHH." He replied, and he pushed me. I fell backwards and landed in an awkward position on the couch, on my back. I struggled to get up but Cartoonz pushed me down. He must have lost his balance or something stupid because he was practically laying on top of me. I can't see shit. I felt Cartoonz's breath on my face. Holy shit? Are we that close to each other? Jennifer knocked loudly on the door.

"Get the fuck off of me." I whispered.

"Shh." Cartoonz said back. I tried to kick him off with my legs, but he didn't move a muscle, and he was pinning me down hard. What the fuck Cartoonz?

I heard the door open, and a loud gasp, then a camera click.

All in a second, Cartoonz got off me and walked over to Jennifer who was staring at us like we were aliens.

"Jen- HEY!" Jennifer took off running in the middle of Cartoonz's sentence and Cartoonz raced after her.

I laid on the couch looking at the open door, dumbfounded for a while. What the fuck? I got off the couch and walked over to the door. Cartoonz returned as soon as I was about to close the door.

"Del-" I slammed the door in his face before Cartoonz could say another word. Only satan can imagine what that picture Jennifer took of us looked like. Fucking Tumblr's going to have fun with that.

Cartoonz opened the door. "What the fuck, Luke?" I yelled, I never used his real name, but I was fucking pissed.

"I'm sorry. I was trying to make her think we weren't home. If you would have just kept quiet-"

"NO! If you would have just been a normal person and just opened the godamn door to talk to her, this would have never happened! Did you really think trying to pretend we weren't home was going to work? This is all your fault."

Cartoonz didn't say anything.

I sighed and calmed myself down. "Did you at least get the photo away from her?" He shook his head no. "God damnit."

"She ran to her house and locked the door. Like a fucking pussy."

"What do you even have against her?"

"I caught her by my house. She spies on us all the fucking time and you don't even realize."

"Your just paranoid. Relax."

"I'll relax once we're in California. I don't fucking trust that bitch, and now she's going to have the whole internet think we're making out." Cartoonz walked out of my house without another word. He got in this car and left. Fucking god damnit. Can't I just get a break?

I walked over to Jennifer's house and pounded on her door. Of course she didn't open. "I know your in there." I said, leaning against the wall. "So you've got a Tumblr blog?"

Silence.

"I can stand here all day. I just want to talk."

The door opened a crack. "Talk about what?" Jennifer asked.

"What you just took a picture of."

"You and Cartoonz?" She giggled.

"Yeah, that must have looked bad." I scratched the back of my head.

"Uh huh." I swear, this is like dealing with an 9 year old. "What were you two doing?"

"Uh.." I stumbled. I can't just tell her that we were hiding from her? Can I? "Cartoonz, was trying to hide us from you." I admitted.

"What? From me?"

"Yeah, he says he's caught you sneaking around, but Cartoonz is the most paranoid guy I know, and he's super protective over anything."

"Yeah, well, you too looked like you were doing something else."

I bit the inside of my cheek. "Well, we WEREN'T. Why the fuck were you invading my property anyway?" I spat out in anger. I swear I could see her smirk through the door crack and the door slammed shut. I instantly pounded on the door again. "JENNIFER!"

"Just go away, Delirious. The world will know soon..."

"Bitch." I mumbled and walked away. Me and Cartoonz should just move houses. Or better yet... If she loses her job... No, I can't sabotage her job. Can I? No!

I walked back to my house and got into my car. I drove to my local store that sells a ton of electronics and games. It was a nice little store. I bought a decent web camera.