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~22: A Confusing Introduction~

tw// guns, little blood, death

"Tommy! Wait up!" Tubbo yelled for the friend while Ranboo trailed closely behind him. Their briefcases for the hero costumes weighted them down.

"Hurry up, Tubs! We are going to be late!" Tommy sped up the hilly sidewalk. His briefcase acted like it didn't weight him down at all.

This marks the first day of the trio's internships. They all decided on the one and only.

Crow Agency

They had already taken a thirty minute bus trip to the stop they needed to be at.

Ranboo and Tubbo's calves burned from running up a large hill.

The Crow Agency was on top of a tall hill for the purpose of Philza's quirk which several rival agencies made a fuss about.

Tommy was the first one to reach the doors of the agency. He collapsed to his knees, not because his legs hurt, but for dramatic effect, of course.

"Gentlemen. We've made it to sanctuary." He said with fake tears in his eyes while the other two friends wheezed beside him.

"Woo- we- did it-" Ranboo cheered between sharp inhales.

"It's even more heavenly in person." Tommy wiped a fake tear before he clasped his hands together to recite a prayer. He ended with a bold amen.

Tubbo grabbed onto Ranboo's shoulder while they both folded over and gasped for air. The aching in their lungs made them even more desperate to breathe.

"Men. When we go in, we show no fear. For Philza Minecraft is never scared." The fanboy got to his feet and placed both hands on the door. Getting ready to push the doors open. "Get ready for the most magical moment of our lives."

The two collected themselves has best as they could. Tommy let out a deep exhale before pushing the doors.

"It's a pull door-" Ranboo pointed out.

"What the fuck?!" Tommy shouted, puzzled.

"Who the fuck puts a pull door at an entrance?!" Tubbo questioned, confused with Tommy.

"Ok- whatever- let's just go in-" Tommy pulled the now very obvious golden door handles open.

A golden light shined in the teenagers' faces as the doors opened. The new future awaited them.

"I don't fucking understand how you can't get the information through your fat pig skull." The familiar boy with the beanie shouted. "It's not humane to murder troubled children just because they aren't up to your standards."

"Bro, I just am spitting the facts. Facts you clearly can't see. I'm not the one that needs glasses." A boy with a pig mask and a crown used hand gestures.

"You literally wear glasses, Techno. You fucking wear glasses." The beanie boy's eyes twitched.

"At least I look good with-" The boy presumed to be Techno was stopped.

Tubbo cleared his throat for Tommy and Ranboo, who were frozen and shocked.

The two made aggressive eye contact that could cause another argument.

An audible and obvious cricket noise was sounded throughout the main lobby.

"Can nobody else hear that?-" Ranboo asked himself quietly.

The cricket noise stopped from the boy with the beanie.

"You three must be our interns! Welcome! I'm Wilbur and this is my very good friend Technoblade." He shifted the mood almost like nothing happened. It seemed to work because the three felt a little more at ease from the introduction. "And you three are?"