I Hate Storytime

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After enough persuasion, Frisk starting telling more stories. Some were about how the sunset would shine over the snow in the winter. Or how crunching leaves in the fall was fun. Or snowball fights, which Papyrus agreed were the best things ever. Typical surface stuff. Sometimes she talked about things I didn't remember but for the most part, things haven't changed. Except I couldn't reconise any location she mentioned. Every once and a while Sans would interrupt with some sort of pun he made up which caused Papyrus, Frisk and Asriel to groan. Or a pun he read in a book as it was hard to tell. Frisk sighed.


"Phew, I'm beat. Don't got anymore stories to tell, anyone else want to take a turn?" Frisk asked.

"HMM! I GOT ONE! SO ONE TIME ME AND UNDYNE WERE IN SNOWDIN AND WE GOT INTO A SNOWBALL FIGHT! I WAS ALMOST BURRIED UNDER, NYEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus exclaimed.

"yeah, then a blizzard rolled by so 'dyne stayed over the whole night. it was a blast," Sans continued. Papyrus nyehed while Frisk giggled. I rolled my eyes. This entire misadventure into the shed to escape Undyne was pointless.

"Maybe we should use this opportunity to sneak past Undyne? Get some ground in Waterfall done before anyone notices?" I asked. Sans chuckled lowly

"sneak past undyne? i know you're weird but you must be from another dimention," Sans said.

"No one EVER sneaks past a royal guard member!" Asriel said, "except Sans, he sucks at his job."

"ok, so i guess it's my turn, huh? so one day i was working at my hotdog stand in hotlands and then..." Sans held up a boney finger and paused.

"And then?" Frisk pressed on, scooting in closer.

"Z... Z... Z..."

"SANS! STOP SAYING "Z" WHILE PRETENDING TO SLEEP! WE HAVE GUESTS!" Papyrus interrupted.

"oh? heh, sorry bro. anyways i sold a few 'dogs, nothing much," Sans finished.

"What! The point of storytime was for you to tell a cool story! Not just say something stupid!" I yelled.

"What can I say, he always says something stupid," Asriel whistled. Sans shrugged.

"well if you wanted a 'cool story' you shoulda told your own, right flowey?" Sans said nonchalantly. Which was a fair point, not like I could tell literally anything at

public storytime. For starters, I have no memories of being Flowey, only of fun times with Azzy and murder.

"So I guess when me and Frisk were in the ruins one time, and Frisk fell down the same hole fifteen times," I said. Frisk gave an overly exaggerated gasp.

"It was a puzzle! I was trying to jump the gap instead of having to fall down it each time! That would be so less painful!" Frisk said. I rolled my eyes and stretched my roots.

"Whatever you say..." I snickered.

"FRISK! YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP A PUZZLE LIKE THAT! THAT GOES AGAINST THE SPIRIT OF THE PUZZLE!" Papyrus said.

"yeah. didn't your mother tell you it was rude to skip a puzzle?" Sans piped in. Frisk grumbled.

"All my Mom talked was school help or etiquette," Frisk grumbled.

"WELL, WHAT ABOUT PUZZLES! OR ABOUT TRAPS! OR JAPES!" Papyrus asked. Frisk shrugged.

"Nnnothing about that! That stuff isn't so important on the surface eheheh," Frisk giggled. That was true. Monsters have weird priorities. I never really understood that.

"But the underground is fun so I don't mind! I would rather do puzzles all day instead of going to scho- OH RIGHT! SCHOOL I'M GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK WHEN I GET BACK, HAHA!" Frisk wheezed. I snickered too. Papyrus and Sans joined in, but Papyrus was a bit confused.

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