#notjealous

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Samantha:
Nice try. You failed.

Kitty Kat:
Idk what you're talking about.
My plan for revenge worked 
perfectly. You posted a picture of
me when I was younger so I 
returned the favor. Fair and square.

Samantha:
Well, when you put it like that...

Kitty Kat:
Exactly.

Samantha:
So...

Kitty Kat:
So...

Samantha:
Out of curiosity, what's your relationship
to Aardvark12?

Kitty Kat:
You mean Aaron? We're just really good
friends. We worked together as kids.

Samantha:
What's with the nicknames, then?

Kitty Kat:
You mean how he calls me "boo" and
I call him "babe"?

Samantha:
Yeah...

Kitty Kat:
That's a running joke between us. It goes back
to when we worked together. There was this scene
where he snuck up on me and yelled "Boo!" and in
response I had a line where I called him "Babe". We played
childhood sweethearts.

Samantha:
Oh... Okay then.

Kitty Kat:
You were jealous, weren't you?

Samantha:
No, that's ridiculous. In order to be jealous,
I would first have to feel something for you and
that most definitely is not the case.

Kitty Kat:
Wow, Samantha, tell me how you really
feel.

Samantha:
No, Kat. That's not what I meant at all.
I was just saying that I'm not jealous because
that would be ridiculous.

Kitty Kat:
Whatever, Jared.

Samantha:
No, come on.
Kitty Kat?
Kat?
Katherine?
You've really got to stop
doing that to me...

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