Captain: if you say something unprofessional at food club, I'll cough, and that'll be the secret signal to stop
Mary and Robin: ok
*later*
Captain: *violent coughing fit*
Kitty: sorry I didn't hear you Mary, what did you say?
Mary: I said, do you think you'd die if you drank wee?
Robin: I don't know, but that's a bloody good question. Here's a question - who here would eat a spider? I would
