Humphrey: are you sure you're cleaning up? Because it looks like you're playing with a bunch of baby ducks
Pat: we're not playing, we found them in the fountain
Julian: now they won't stop following me
Pat: they imprinted on Julian
Humphrey: ha! They think Julian is their mum? That's the saddest thing I've ever heard
Julian: no, I think someone naming their kid "Humphrey" is the saddest thing I've ever heard
