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the crunch

Pat: yeah, you've read all the books, but when it comes to the crunch, where are you?

Julian: the crunch? How dare you speak to me of the crunch?! You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!

Pat: I've been there once

Julian: oh, a little day trip round the crunch, we can all go as tourists!