Barclay: I'd love to come round for dinner and a chat
*later that day*
Alison: this isn't going to work
Mike: dinner is so going to work, what do you mean?
Alison: we're gonna have to lie
Mike: your food won't be bad, Ali, you're brilliant
Alison: no, I mean, name one aspect about ourselves that we won't have to lie about
Mike: oh man you're right
Mike:
Mike: you're a really good cook, aren't you?
Alison: stop thinking about food for one second and listen to me
