the pet snake

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*over the phone*

Julian, in a deep voice: I kidnapped your pet snake and I won't give it back until you stop trying to sell the house

Alison: I don't have a pet snake

Julian: oh

Julian, in a deep voice: I broke into your house and removed a snake

Alison: okay... thanks?

Julian: you're welcome

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