Pat: every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke
Robin: what's updog?
Pat: updog is a sausage in a bun. Usually you eat it with ketchup or mustard
Captain: no, that's a hot dog. Updog is when a new version of something is released
Julian: no, that's an update. Pretty sure you're referring to that giant spider in Harry Potter
Thomas: no, that's Aragog. Updog is an upward-moving air current
Pat: no, that's an updraft. An updog is a modern version of a henway
Robin: ...what's a henway?
Pat: oh, about six pounds
