As said in the description, when I get bored I do incorrect quotes of these five, and I figured I'd put 'em somewhere :D
Most of these will be from generators or something, I'm not funny enough to do original usually lol.
There'll be some shipping, but it'll probably be with Etho, Tango, Zedaph, and maybe Skizz. I'm trying to ship Impulse less.
There'll probably be swearing and stuff like that too since that's in these generators sometimes, soo be wary if you don't like that.
Anyway, I hope you have fun with me here UvU
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Etho: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Impulse: 'Prettiest Smile'
Zedaph: 'Nicest Personality'
Tango: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Skizz: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Tango: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Tango: First who would you kill?
*Zedaph points at Skizz*
*Impulse points at Skizz*
*Etho points at Skizz*
Skizz: *shrugs* I would kill me too.
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Zedaph: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
Impulse: Which came first, the orange or the orange?
Skizz: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.
Etho: What was the color called before then?
Tango: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!
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Tango: Did you bring Skizz?
Zedaph, gesturing to Impulse: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Tango: Impulse? The next best thing would be Etho.
Impulse: I would be offended, but Etho is freakishly strong.
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Zedaph: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Impulse: I'm gonna be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Etho: I'm with you there...
Skizz: I am an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Tango: Three types of people.
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Skizz: I got an idea!
Impulse: Does it involve breaking the law?
Skizz: By now don't you think that's a given?
Impulse: I was just trying to be optimistic.
Skizz: Don't bother.
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Skizz: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Tango. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Tango!
Etho: Nope.
Skizz: In that case, as the archbishop of Etho's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Tango right on the lips!!!
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Tango: Am I going too far?
Impulse: No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Etho: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Tango: Wow. They sound stupid.
Etho: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Tango: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Etho: I guess you're right. Hey Tango, I love you.
Tango: See! Just say that!
Etho: Holy fucking shit.
Tango: If that flies over their head then, sorry Etho, but they're too dumb for you.
Etho: Tango.
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Zedaph: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Etho: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Impulse: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Etho: But I heard a siren.
Skizz: That was Tango.
Tango: Sorry, I got nervous.
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Skizz: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Tango: What's the worst thing you guys have done?
Zedaph: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.
Impulse: I kicked Skizz in the shin-
Skizz: -So I kicked Impulse between the legs.
Etho, deadpan: I burned a town down.
Tango: What?!
Skizz: What the hell is wrong with you?!?
Etho: A lot of things.
Impulse: No shit.
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Tango: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
Skizz: Do not do that.
Tango: You won't even notice!
Zedaph, entering: Tango, you wanted to see me again?
Tango: Skizz is single.
Skizz:
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Etho: *chokes on something*
Tango: Jeez, Etho, don't die on us.
Etho: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Tango: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Zedaph: Um, make lemonade?
Tango: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!
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Etho: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Skizz, Impulse, Tango, and Zedaph: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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I might do oneshots based off some of these every now and then. Like a prompt list in incorrect quotes form XD
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Incorrect Quotes (Team ZITS + Etho)
FanfictionI was bored, I turn to incorrect quotes when bored, and I love Team ZITS and Etho. Those combined bring us here :D
