Incorrect Quotes (Team ZITS + Etho)

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Etho: Hey, what's the name of the guy who lives down the hall?
Skizz: His cats' names are Pearl and Maui.
Etho: That's not what I asked.
Skizz: That is all the information I have.

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Skizz: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Zedaph: Voldemort?
Skizz: No.
Zedaph: Is it Voldemort?
Skizz: It's not Voldemort.
Zedaph: You haven't mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.

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Impulse: Y'know, maybe things aren't so bad. I'm here. I got the nice ocean breeze. Just alone with my thoughts.
Tango: Hey, Impulse!
Impulse: Damnit.

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Tango: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?
Zedaph: Why should I feed you if your just gonna die anyways?
Tango:
Tango: I'll go make my bed-

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Etho: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.

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Skizz: It's pretty cold outside... wanna hold hands? We should stay close.
Zedaph, blushing: Okay.
Impulse: It's summer-

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Etho: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Impulse: Sacrifice? I nominate Tango.
Tango: Wait, what?
Impulse: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Tango: I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
Etho: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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Impulse: This is a very powerful artifact. You'd be messing with some forces we don't fully understand.
Skizz: That sounds like a dare to me!
Impulse: Oh my god.

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Impulse: What are your three best qualities?
Zedaph: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Tango, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Etho: *half asleep* Tango, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

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Skizz: That was a joke. Say ha.
Impulse: Ha.
Skizz: Now do it again.
Impulse: Ha.
Skizz: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.

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Etho: I have a new hoodie.
Tango: Wrong.
Tango: We have a new hoodie.

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Impulse: Are you mad?
Etho: No.
Impulse: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?