Impulse: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Skizz: Yes?
Impulse: We're in too deep.
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Zedaph: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
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Zedaph: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Etho: Skizz, probably.
Skizz: HEY-
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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Skizz: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Impulse: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Zedaph: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Etho: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Tango: *flips the board*
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Skizz: You're drunk.
Tango: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Skizz.
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Etho: What the fuck is wrong with you??
Impulse: What? No good morning?
Etho: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??
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*At a zoo*
Tango: What are they in for?
Zedaph: Tango, this isn't prison.
Tango: So they can leave?
Zedaph: No, but-
Tango, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
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*Something crashes*
Zedaph: Shoot-
Impulse: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Etho: *walking by the room calmly* What died?
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Tango: I fell—
Zedaph: From heaven?
Tango: No, I literally fell—
Zedaph: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Tango: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Zedaph: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Skizz: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Impulse: Skizz, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Etho: I desire moisture.
Tango: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Impulse: Etho...
Etho: Oh no, 'Etho' in B flat.
Etho: You're disappointed.
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Tango, trying to comfort Impulse: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Zedaph: Did you win? Or just not die?
Zedaph: Either way, hooray.
Skizz: ...Is "no" a valid answer?
Zedaph: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me.
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Incorrect Quotes (Team ZITS + Etho)
FanfictionI was bored, I turn to incorrect quotes when bored, and I love Team ZITS and Etho. Those combined bring us here :D
