TRUE STORY!!!!! A/N

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Hey Kylie here.

OK SO GUESS WHAT HAPPENED???

Go on guess.

No.

Nope.

What?!?!

NO I DIDNT GET A BOYFRIEND!!!

I dont need no man.

Srry if your a guy.

Ok so after school today I was with my friends Danni, Christenia, and Drayton. Well and this dude named Anthey but we don't like him. I don't know why he was there. So anyway, we were infront of the school next to our bags and we were waiting for Christenia's crush or the guy that likes her or something to come out.

So we made her stay. She told us to close our eyes and she would do a magic trick. And me being sarcatic me I put my hands on her shoulders and closed my eyes. THEN SHE SPRAYED PERFUME ON ME. THREEEE TIMESSSS.

The last one got in my mouth. The WHOLE spray. It tasted awful. I fell to my knees and started coughing SUPER hard and spitting for like 5 minutes. Christenia told me she didn't mean to as she rubbed my back. The other three were saying I was gonna die. I have good friends, dont I. When I got home I drank like two glasses of milk cause water didn't help at all. I can still taste it. And the picture at the beginning matchs this prefectly. Lol.

Todays life leason:

NEVER EAT OR DRINK PERFUME.
Caution: you will die.
Please take this advise and don't do it.

FLUFFLY THE BUNNY, DONT YOU DARE DO IT!!!! IM WARNING YOU!!!!

Bye, I must save Fluffy.

SUPERWATTPADWRITER TO THE RESCUE!!!!

~Ky

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