Levi x Reader Oneshots 2

Questioning (Female Levi x Reader)

Author's Note: Hello, lovelies! This story is what I like to call "pure bi-panic". It is also super saucy, but like the last book, I won't be doing any actual smut. Enjoy!

"I don't know about this, Hanji," you muttered warily, eyeing the bag of powder she held in her hand.

"Oh, come on! It'll be a great anniversary present for Levi!" Hanji assured you. "Besides, it's easy! All you have to do is dissolve this mixture into your tea and drink it. Then it'll accentuate all your feminine attributes. Your skin will glow, your voice will enchant, your pheromones will get stronger." She snickered before adding, "Even your girls will get bigger!"

"Well..." you mumbled, still unsure.

"Just do it!" Hanji encouraged, shoving the bag into your hands. "And if you don't like it, the effects will wear off after twenty-four hours anyway. What have you got to lose?"

"I guess nothing," you grumbled as you closed your fingers around the bag.

A knock sounded on your office door, and you glanced over just in time to see Levi entering. He looked slightly more worn-out than usual as he clicked the door shut behind him, releasing a quiet sigh. You figured the meeting he'd accompanied Erwin to must have been especially draining.

"Sorry I'm late," he uttered as he made his way over to you.

"Don't worry about it," you assured him with a welcoming smile. Then you immediately turned to pour the tea which you had prepared for his arrival, figuring that he needed it. After a second's debate, you discreetly added Hanji's concoction into your own cup, stirring until it had dissolved completely.

While you were occupied, Levi's eyes flicked to Hanji, narrowing as they did so. "Tch. What are you doing here, Four-eyes?" he grunted.

"Just chatting with my dear friend, (f/n)," the brunette chimed with a grin. "But if you'd like to be alone with your wife, I can certainly make myself scarce."

You stiffened, a blush rising to your cheeks at her clear implication. Of course, as a married couple, it was only natural that you and Levi engaged in certain activities. However, you were still a bit shy around the subject when discussing it with anyone who wasn't Levi.

"Then get lost already," your husband muttered.

Hanji chuckled as she made her way out. "Alright, alright. Good luck, (f/n)."

The shared secret in her tone nearly made you squeak with embarrassment. You glanced over your shoulder at Hanji just in time to see her mischievous wink, followed by a wave of her fingers. Then she slipped out the door, shutting it with a soft click behind her.

While you were staring after the brunette, Levi reached behind you and grabbed a cup. Still feeling more than a little flustered, you slowly turned to follow suit, desperately hoping Hanji's formula would work like she said it would. Although, you supposed there was only one way to find out, and...

Wait...which one did Levi take?

You bit down on a gasp, your gaze darting nervously between him and the tray, trying to figure out how to get the tea back without arousing his suspicions. However, before you could reach a conclusion, he was already bringing the cup to his lips. Your eyes went wide, panic clenching like a fist around your heart, your mouth opening to tell him to stop...

But it was too late.

There was a loud pop, followed by Levi's confused exclamation of "What the hell?!" And afterward, you could only stare at him – in complete and utter disbelief – as he gaped down at his body. His female body.